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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Humor Silliness

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Humor Movies

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Change Humor Nonsense Silly Quotes

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Humor Humour Sir Robin

McGough: I'm sorry. I'm afraid I've caught poetry. Mr Bones: Oh really? Well, don't worry, sir - I used to suffer from short stories.McGough: Really? When?Mr Bones: Oh, once upon a time ...

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Humor Poetry

If life seems jolly rotten, There’s something you’ve forgotten.

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Life And Living Life Quotes

...A secure future seemed mapped out for me. Too secure, too mapped out. If I carried on in medicine, I realized I'd have a pretty good idea exactly what I'd be doing ten, twenty and even thirty years from that moment. It struck me like a halibut from the North Sea that that was not the way my life should go at all. What was the point of working on through the age of sixty-five and taking a chance on a better reincarnation next time?

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Humor Memoir

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Comedy

I fart in your general direction.

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Comedy

Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Comedy Truth

Michael Palin : I am sorry to interrupt you there Dennis, but he's crossed it out. Thomas Hardy here on the first day of his new novel has crossed out the only word he has written so far and he is gazing off into space. Ohh! Oh dear he's signed his name again.Graham Chapman: It looks like Tess of the D'Urbervilles all over again.- Matching Tie and Handkerchief, Novel Writing

~ Graham Chapman

Graham Chapman Humorous Quotes Novel Writing
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