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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

~ Jay Leno

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Politics is just show business for ugly people.

~ Jay Leno

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Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bought stock in it.' Only a Republican would think the best part of Viagra is the fact that you could make money off of it.

~ Jay Leno

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I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve already done it. It’s called a nickel.

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My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

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L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.

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They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

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Let me give you an idea how long ago they got married. You know where they met? . . . At a Cubs World Series game.

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You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.

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They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys. It's worked for over 200 years, and Hell, we're not using it anymore.

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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

~ Jay Leno

Jay Leno Day Today Men

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

~ Jay Leno

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