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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

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We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And if we would just stay in that place of, 'Hey, we're all screwed up and but for the grace of God, none of us have a shot here.' We need to have a sense of humor about it; that's kind of the way I've always faced my comedy.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy God Grace Comedy

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy World Start Know

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Home Friends God

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Life Time Road

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Jealous Never Year

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Love Life Work

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

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Jeff Foxworthy Truck You Redneck

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Home You Redneck

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy You Redneck Made

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

~ Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy Think You Neighbors
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