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I was raised right — I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Etiquette Humor Manners

A lot of people come up here and they thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. He didn't help me a bit. If it was up to him, Cesar Millan would be up here with that damn dog. So all I can say is, 'suck it, Jesus! This award is my God now'!

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Atheism Blasphemy Comedy Humor Humour Religion Satire Success

Of course, I’ve told Jesus to suck it, too, which earned me a certain measure of notoriety, because you have to make fun of any religion that would let you have sixteen kids and say it’s God’s will.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Catholicism Children Humor Jesus Religion

It always pisses me off when I’m calling in to some Morning Zoo radio show to promote God-only-knows what—probably this book, so get ready, I’m comin’—when the DJ actually tries to convince me that there are as many female comics as male ones. Cue hypermasculine Morning Zoo Hacky McGee voice: “So Kath, I don’t know what you chicks are always complaining about.” To which I respond: “Really? Why don’t you call your local comedy club and ask for the Saturday night lineup? I guarantee you the male to female ratio is going to be about nine to one. You dick-wad.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Comedy Feminism Humor Misogyny Sexism

Another example of getting flack from the boys is what happened when Jack Black dumped me. That’s right. I fucked Jack Black. Okay, we went out only two or three times, but that’s a relationship in my book. And by the way, this is my book.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Humorous One Night Stand Relationships Sex

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Censorship Etiquette Language Regret Speech

When my pals in high school were starting to drink, it always looked unappealing to me. I would be at a big party and see one of the popular girls or football players completely wasted and puking and acting a fool, and think to myself, There’s nothing cool about that. I never wanted to be that out of control.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Addiction Alcohol High School

Most people new to a city on the ocean would probably go to the beach during the day when there are people around. I, on the other hand, decided to try a midnight swim at the somewhat gamy Santa Monica pier, by myself. That is, until a nearby guard kicked me off the beach for my own safety.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Beach Humor Ocean

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Stars Sense Of Humor Sense

The great thing about celebrity culture is that they can't seem to stop themselves from displaying their ridiculous behaviour. I feel it's my job as a serious investigative journalist to witness all kinds of behaviour and then report back to the audience through the prism of my own anger and bitterness.

~ Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin Culture Great Job
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