When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going, men are more interested in where the woman has been.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet under.
Meeting, for the first time in person, someone that you’ve ‘known’ for sometime online = Taking the relationship to the ‘previous’ level.
There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.
Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing.
When you lose a friend or a lover, those who remain in your life gain (more of your attention).
Free is he who is reputable for not being fearful of losing his reputation.
Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.
A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined.
To masturbate is to imagine: physically.
Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.
Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.
If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular—all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated.
To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.
To gain height, lose all your tall friends.
After our loved one dies: we cry, not because they left; but because they left us.
Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.
Judge not the value of a friend by the number of boy- or girlfriends they helped you get. But by the number of books they’ve recommended to you.
The older you get, the easier it is for you to distinguish between your friends and people you are not seeing for the first time.
Friends are family members we have a choice over.
Hanging around people you’re smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect.
Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.
Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.
To come across as younger than they are: Women buy creams that promise to slow aging, men buy fast cars.
To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.
A fast car can make women 'like' a man, and a man 'like' women … fast.
All civilized wo/men are prostitutes: Some sell what's between their legs, the rest sell what's between their ears.
Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.
To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.
To a misogynist: To err is woman.
Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job, some need customers.
The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.
Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream.
A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.
An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.
Giving up isn't a deed. It is 'discontinuity' of a deed.
*Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream.
Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare.
Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have 'a dream' sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied.
To put a dreamer in their place isn’t dreaming.
