If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.
Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.
Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.
In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
~ Lena Horne
The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
For their holidays: the rich’s kids travel the world, the poor’s kids roam around their grandparents’ yard.
For their holidays: the rich go see the world, the poor go see their parents.
Not every single broke and unemployed person needs a job, some need customers.
It’s unfair to see managers buying brand new cars for themselves when the salaries of their workers still remain unpaid! Good leaders are not selfish thinkers!
~ Israelmore Ayivor
Poor people do not go on holiday, they go home.
Not every poor or unemployed person who has one wears a political party’s t-shirt to reveal their political affiliation, some use it merely to conceal their nipples.
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
Civilization is the commercialization of survival.
He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.
Employment was invented to make education seem useful.
Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.
Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.
With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.
Employers are like horses — they require management.
~ P.g. Wodehouse
