Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The civilized man is technologically ahead of — intellectually behind — his time.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Professional’ does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at for a living, not as a hobby.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employment was invented to make education seem useful.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody is buried.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The rich spend their life living, the poor spend their life making a living.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Self-employment killed the weekend.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana