If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.
A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.
The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.
Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.
Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.
Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.
The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.
Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.
Weekends are an employee’s parole.
Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.
Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.
School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.
Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.
Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.
Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.
Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.
A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.
If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.
A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.
Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.
To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.
The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.
Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.
Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.
An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.
Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you.
To teach, learn. To learn, teach.
Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality.
Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.
An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.
Sense isn’t democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.
Sense isn’t democratic. A senseless opinion that’s advocated by 'the majority' is still senseless.
A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.
Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.
Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.
A breakup is a loss to both parties, not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.
Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.
Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.
