Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.
Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.
Dating isn't a natural need, it is a social want.
You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.
Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.
Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.
Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
If every lover was treated like they matter — everyday, valentine’s day wouldn’t be so 'special.
A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.
Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.
Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.
A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.
Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.
If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*
Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.
Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.
Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.
Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.
If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.
Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea.
Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.
Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.
We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.
With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.
To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.
A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking.
School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike.
School overpopulates students’ minds with too much of what happened yesterday; seldom with what the students can do today, or, tomorrow.
You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.
A murderer is a killer without a uniform.
You can only be twice someone’s age once.
