A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.
A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.
Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.
Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve
Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded.
Ambition is greed without makeup.
Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.
In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.
Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.
If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.
Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.
If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.
The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.
To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.
Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.
As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.
Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.
Procrastination threatens critics’ livelihood.
Critiquing a doer isn’t doing.
Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.
A cowardly critique starts with a compliment.
I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers.
A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.
Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
A freedom-fighter is a slave to freedom.
A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.
We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
A realist is a slave to reality.
To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.
Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.
Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.
Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.
Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.
Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.
Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.
A genius is a grownup that remained a kid.
