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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Children Education Growing Up Parenting

A railroad station? That was sort of a primitive airport, only you didn't have to take a cab 20 miles out of town to reach it.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Aeroplane Airplanes History Trains Transportation

We watched some of the movie. It was shocking. Sex is apparently hard labor. Various persons supported crushing weights in agonizing positions for what seemed like endless blocks of time. Exhausted men grunted and toiled like movers trying to get a refrigerator into a fifth floor walk-up.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Humor Sex

One of the many burdens of the person professing Christianity has always been the odium likely to be heaped upon him by fellow Christians quick to smell out, denounce and punish fraud, hypocrisy and general unworthiness among those who assert the faith. In ruder days, disputes about what constituted a fully qualified Christian often led to sordid quarrels in which the disputants tortured, burned and hanged each other in the conviction that torture, burning and hanging were Christian things to do…

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Burden Dispute Hate Hypocrisy Intolerance Religious Hatred Religious Intolerance

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Corruption Crime Criminal Criminals Humor Hypocrisy Immoral Immorality Mafia Moral Morality Organized Crime Politicians Politics Religion

After that [father's death] I never cried with any real conviction, nor expected much of anyone's God except indifference, nor loved deeply without fear that it would cost me dearly in pain. At the age of five I had become a skeptic and began to sense that any happiness that came my way might be the prelude to some grim cosmic joke.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Atheism Atheist Death Skeptic Skepticism Tragedy

Voters inclined to loathe and fear elite Ivy League schools rarely make fine distinctions between Yale and Harvard. All they know is that both are full of rich, fancy, stuck-up and possibly dangerous intellectuals who never sit down to supper in their undershirt no matter how hot the weather gets.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Elections Elite Ivy League Summer Working Class

So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned but give him a little metal a few chemicals some wire and 20 or 30 billion dollars and vroom! There he is up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Ability Achievement

When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Vices Foibles

Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously wrong.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Fear Nothing Rhetoric

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Fun Small Lost

Those who remember Washington's cold war culture in the 1980s will recall the shocked reactions to Reagan's intervention. People interested in foreign policy were astonished when in 1985 he met alone at Geneva - alone, not a single strategic thinker at his elbow! - with the Soviet Communist master Gorbachev.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Culture Alone Remember

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Power Summer You

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Work Lost Three

Americans like fat books and thin women.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Fat Like Thin

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Listen You Hear

There is a growing literature about the multitude of journalism's problems, but most of it is concerned with the editorial side of the business, possibly because most people competent to write about journalism are not comfortable writing about finance.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Business Writing

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Humanity World Rest

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Best Information Person

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker People Fools Two

You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when there's a big photo opportunity for a really good cause.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Good Opportunity Feel Good

I gave up on new poetry myself 30 years ago when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens in a hostile world.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Myself World Lonely

Poetry is so vital to us until school spoils it.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker School Us Until

Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Loss Through Little

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

~ Russell Baker

Russell Baker Progress Done Terrible
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