Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Americans like to make money, Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.

~ Northrop Frye

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Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

~ Drew Hayes

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You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.

~ Drew Hayes

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It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

~ Sorin Suciu

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Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

~ Charles Lyell

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I come from a family of working professionals: my dad is a chartered accountant, and my mom is a professor.

~ Kriti Sanon

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My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

~ Glenda Jackson

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If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

~ Ray Romano

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