You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

~ Nicole Mckay

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Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel.

~ Christoph Fischer

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The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

~ Nicole Mckay

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Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.

~ Amy Sommers

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A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.

~ Amy Sommers

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Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

~ Nicole Mckay

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Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

~ Amy Sommers

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Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

~ Nicole Mckay

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A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

~ Amy Sommers

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A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

~ Nicole Mckay

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