Cats Quotes

Most humans know better than to cross a wizard. A cat does not care.

~ F.t. Mckinstry

Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal. - 67 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

~ Jack Shepard

Old wives' tales have hurt cats. They're not true! Who are those Old Wives?

~ Darlene Arden

We need a country literally full of cat guys and cat girls, bikers, politicians, clergy, and everyone in between, in order to keep millions from dying without homes.

~ Jackson Galaxy

When she bought the cats her mother asked her straight out if they were 'baby substitutes'. 'No,' Ruth had answered, straight-faced. 'They're kittens. If I had a baby it would be a cat substitute.

~ Elly Griffiths

Cats aren’t special advisers. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.

~ Tamora Pierce

A cat never discusses his business with humans, not even Princesses. A cat never explains and never apologizes. A cat never alibis. You must accept a cat as it is and for what it is and not expect more than the pleasure of its company.

~ Terry Brooks

Who would vandalize a doghouse? I ask.Cats? Bee suggests.

~ Paula Stokes

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

~ Winston S. Churchill

So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?”“Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat that is such a cat, other cats come to it for cat lessons. Take a thousand cats, refine them down to a single drop of pure essence of cat, and make a whole cat out of the stuff.”I shivered. “Ewww. And that’s a Unicorn?”“No,” she said. “That’s an Elf. A Unicorn is a thousand times worse. An Elf you can reason with.

~ Bryan Fields

I was just thinking how the purr of a contented cat is one of my favorite sounds in the world. There's something so comforting about it, isn't there?

~ Laura Lam

A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

~ Oliver Gaspirtz

[Brodsky] loved cats, and sometimes for a greeting would meow.

~ Sigrid Nunez

Either you like cats or you don't. Whole nations have been divided on what people thought of an animal that mates openly, walks in silence and keeps its own counsel.

~ John Hillaby

I close my eyes for a moment and open my inner eye. I stare at Pete, and the thing in his arms. Human. Cat. Human. Cat. No doubled vision: it's a cat, singular. A solitary diurnal ambush hunter with good hearing and binocular vision, and a predilection for biting the neck of its prey in half while disemboweling it with the scythe-like claws on its hind legs. Basically it's a velociraptor with a fur coat and an outsize sense of entitlement.

~ Charlie Stross

When you set out, you were four. Six with friends who could not stay behind. Now you are one.

~ Erin Hunter

If cats could count, they’d start getting nervous around the time they put paid to their fifth life.

~ John Connolly

Desire, problem solving, and communication are all signs of intelligence and awareness. My cat has these, so it's quite possible he has a soul too.

~ Lewis N. Roe

Horses are calmer people. They also don't throw things at cats.

~ Tamora Pierce (Author)

I’m like a cat. I swear I havenine lives

~ Jennifer L. Armentrout

Look, cat, you and I are never going to be friends. She’s going tocall you Max, but I’m going to call you Shit Head. And if you think forone second—” The cat lies down in a tight little ball of nastiness andfalls asleep. “Oh, please. Make yourself at home by sleeping on myscrotum.” I peek out into the sitting room area that connects to thefour bedrooms, and then glance back at the kitten. Releasing a sigh ofdiscontent, I pet Shit Head with one finger. He purrs extra hard, andI find myself wondering if I could train him to do things. Every heroneeds a sidekick, and I’m nothing if not a Grade-A Hero. - Dante Walker

~ Victoria Scott

Cats will be cats.

~ Morrissey

The approval of a cat cannot but flatter the recipient.

~ Elizabeth Peters

The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright.

~ Wendy Beck

The cat is such a perfect symbol of beauty and superiority that it seems scarcely possible for any true aesthete and civilised cynic to do other than worship it.

~ H.p. Lovecraft

The cat . . . is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe.

~ H.p. Lovecraft

Four of us,' said Morwen. The cats yowled. 'Yes, I know, and of course you're coming, but you can't carry a bucket of soapy water, so for the purposes of this discussion it doesn't matter,' she told them. The cats gave her an affronted look, turned their backs, and began making indignant little noises at each other.

~ Patricia C. Wrede

Having played to her heart's content, Chibi would come inside and rest for a while. When she began to sleep on the sofa--like a talisman curled gently in the shape of a comma and dug up from a prehistoric archaeological site--a deep sense of happiness arrived, as if the house itself had dreamed this scene.

~ Takashi Hiraide

Never try to out-stubborn a cat.

~ Robert A. Heinlein

The cool, lithe, cynical, and unconquered lord of the housetops.

~ H.p. Lovecraft

Life is a cat asleep on the window sill suddenly waking as it falls from the third floor.

~ Tiziano Scarpa

Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?

~ Caroline Paul

Trying to corral the suburban stampede with a bunch of school buses was like herding cats. Actually, it was worse than herding cats. It was herding white people, earth's only species with a greater sense of entitlement than a cat.

~ Tanner Colby

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

~ M.j. Mcguire

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

~ M.j. Mcguire

When you have cat stealers over for tea, you clean the house, buy bagels and cream cheese, and try to figure out how to trap your guests in a lie.

~ Caroline Paul

Maybe this was why people filled their house with stinking cats, so they didn't notice that they were alone, so they wouldn't die without a living soul noticing.

~ Kate Atkinson

There will always be road construction in life, and never a point when all the highways are fixed. Keep walking.

~ R.s. Vern

Dogs own space and cats own time.

~ Nicola Griffith

Every sacrifice I make is for the good of my Clan—and for the other Clans around the lake. Even if that means sacrificing myself.

~ Erin Hunter