Chick Lit Quotes

Some people say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In actuality, you have to make an incision through his skin, both dermis and epidermis, then carefully sever and separate the sternum. Only upon viewing the exposed thoracic cavity can you reach the heart--if indeed the male of the species actually possesses such an organ.

~ Lois Greiman

I don't need no PMS. I can bitch under my own steam.

~ Lois Greiman

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

~ Lois Greiman

Solberg, nature's greatest argument against cloning.

~ Lois Greiman

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

~ Lois Greiman

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

~ Lois Greiman

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

~ Lois Greiman

Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.

~ Lois Greiman

Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass.

~ Lois Greiman

Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.

~ Lois Greiman

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

~ Lois Greiman

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

~ Lois Greiman

Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage.

~ Lois Greiman

The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.

~ Lois Greiman

Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.

~ Lois Greiman

Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.

~ Lois Greiman

Beauty is only skin deep, but who gives a shit what's under their skin anyway?

~ Lois Greiman

If I want to catch the damn worm I get outta bed.

~ Lois Greiman

Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.

~ Lois Greiman

I am a very good cook.” When she did cook.“Good. I like to eat.” He lightly bit her palm.The too-much-air feeling in Lucy’s stomach pressed upward into her heart. “What?” she asked past the constriction in her chest.“What do I like to eat?”“Yeah.”“Blondes with blue eyes.”Oh God. She pulled her hand from his. “Are you hungry?”His gaze lowered to her mouth. “I could eat.

~ Rachel Gibson

He's just a flash in the pants.

~ Lois Greiman

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.

~ Lois Greiman

Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.

~ Lois Greiman

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.

~ Lois Greiman

You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.

~ Lois Greiman

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

~ Lois Greiman

When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.

~ Lois Greiman

Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen

~ Lois Greiman

Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.

~ Lois Greiman

They say love makes the world go around… I been dizzy for a long time.

~ Lois Greiman

Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his.

~ Lois Greiman

I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.

~ Lois Greiman

Excerpt from page 3 of Wicked WashingtonShelly Williams, the main character, speaking about her life:And close and dangerous calls were almost my last name. Yet I felt as comfortable among the street hustlers, junkies, thieves, and criminals of D.C. as I did dining with mywhite-collar, college-pedigreed friends over filet mignon, Maine lobster, and strawberry cheesecake at LaMermaidSeafood Restaurant.

~ Sonja D. Jones

She says it is a school for bluestockings which, according to her, is really only a fashionable way of saying it is a school for ugly girls who cannot find suitable husbands. To tease her, for I believe it is one of his greatest pleasures in this life, my father bought a pair of blue silk stockings for me the day we received my letter of acceptance. That evening and the next, father and I dined alone.

~ Gwenn Wright

It seemed to me that Mr. Forrester would approve of a woman who could follow him in conversation and not be baffled by ledgers and currency conversions. I had grossly overestimated him.

~ Gwenn Wright

Another tug and a yank at my chestnut curls and she snarls at me, “You are so much like her.”This is something my mother often says and never explains. Though it is a great mystery to me it is also a blessing, for she always hurries from the room after saying it.

~ Gwenn Wright

Frankie Perino and I were lucky that day. Lucky to be alive-that's what everyone said.

~ Sarah Ockler

Shadows ran all around her and someone was talking to her but it was all just white noise. Goodbye solo she would never perform. Goodbye perfect night that never got the chance to end in Garrett’s arms. Garrett, oh god. Goodbye love of her life, she had loved him and with the thought of never seeing him again her body gave up a single tear. It escaped her eye and coursed through the blood and dirt on her cheek making a single clean streak as the blackness took over.

~ Renee Jean

I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.

~ Helen Fielding

Could I be jealous of the way he was touching my horse? Yep ... I was.

~ Carly Kade