Coffee Quotes

All the best days start with a latte and a time trip.

~ P.k. Hrezo

The sun was already long past the spire when Garrick purchased a mug of coffee from his regular man on the tip of Oxford Street. But his palate had been educated by 21st century coffee, and he judged this mug as bilge water not fit for the Irish.

~ Eoin Colfer

'Venti caramel macchiato, please,' he said. 'Hold the snobbery.' The barista laughed and hit buttons on his register. 'You sure? We're having a sale on social mobility. The longer your coffee order takes to place, the more you have to pay.' 'Perfect. Reverse consumerism.'

~ S.w. Vaughn

Endure for another day, Mister Tannen, and you'll have all the foul black misuse of water you can drink.

~ Scott Lynch

Black as night, sweet as sin.

~ Neil Gaiman

Follow the ideal doing,grind the beans just before brewing.Use spring water,for softened water,makes a horror.A parley perfect,between the coffee,and the milk,with some, brown sugar thick.” (Poem: An apology of a coffee lunatic, Book: Ginger and Honey)

~ Jasleen Kaur Gumber

…Get me a cappuccino,with toasties,flavored in Jalapeno.”“Anything special for the cappuccino?”He asked, the waiter chivalrous.“Follow the ideal doing,grind the beans just before brewing.Use spring water,for softened water,makes a horror.A parley perfect,between the coffee,and the milk,with some, brown sugar thick.” (Poem: An apology of a coffee lunatic, Book: Ginger and Honey)

~ Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Almost all the world is natural chemicals, so it really makes you re-think everything. A cup of coffee is filled with chemicals. They've identified a thousand chemicals in a cup of coffee. But we only found 22 that have been tested in animal cancer tests out of this thousand. And of those, 17 are carcinogens. There are ten milligrams of known carcinogens in a cup of coffee and thats more carcinogens than you're likely to get from pesticide residues for a year!

~ Bruce Ames

He went to make coffee. Because when you have just heard about the possible transformation of the human race into feral monsters you need to be doing something with your hands and creating something hot and comforting for another person.

~ Charlie Jane Anders

I like England more than I did when I left. It's become a bit of a better country in the last ten years, in the attitude of it. A bit more Americanized, which is both good and bad. At least when you order a cup of coffee they don't give you a hard time.

~ Teddy Thompson

London has such an unbelievable respect for theater, where L.A. does not. You go to a play here, and the dude next to you is sleeping. In London, if you're not in your seat when it starts, they lock the door. In Los Angeles, you can stroll into school late with a cup of coffee. In London, you get your butt to class on time.

~ Devin Kelley

I love going to coffee shops and just sitting and listening.

~ Julie Roberts

I love coffee. It's one of my favorite things in the world, and I love tasting different coffees.

~ Max Schneider

There's no handbook for parenting. So you walk a very fine line as a parent because you are civilizing these raw things. They will tip the coffee over and finger-paint on the table. At some point, you have to say, 'We're gonna have to clean that up because you don't paint with coffee on a table.'

~ Gary Oldman

I'm a traditionalist, so for me, black coffee is cool.

~ Graham Elliot

I wish I was a cool guy and could drink coffee black, but I put almond milk and raw cane sugar in it.

~ Nick Kroll

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

~ Earl Wilson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.

~ Anne Spencer

Halloween isn't the only time for ghosts and ghost stories. In Victorian Britain, spooky winter's tales were part of the Christmas season, often told after dinner, over port or coffee.

~ Michael Dirda

I'd sit on the coffee table and lip sync to 'Blue Christmas,' 'I Can't Help Falling in Love,' 'Love Me Tender,' 'Don't Be Cruel' - some of the big hits like that.

~ Drake Milligan

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

~ Helen Hayes

Even a cup of coffee tastes so much sweeter because you've come once again out of the, literally, out of the edge of death, and that's the condition I suppose that a lot of artists and writers would like to be in.

~ Christopher Koch

Happiness is actually found in simple things, such as taking my nephew around the island by bicycle or seeing the stars at night. We go to coffee shops or see airplanes land at the airport.

~ Andrea Hirata

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.

~ Anaïs Nin

My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.

~ Anton Du Beke

I'd come to the country to do my Thoreau bit, so I needed an office that looked out onto the woods for inspiration. I converted one of the bedrooms into my workspace and through its windows watched the wildlife appear each morning with the sunrise. Many were the days I would sit in wonder, coffee in hand, for hours.

~ David Mixner

I come from a coffee-loving family, and you can always tell when my sister and I have been around, because both of us collect all the dead coffee from everyone's morning cup, pour it over ice, and drink it. This is a disgusting habit.

~ Laurie Colwin

Maxi dresses are also my best friend. They take me from my morning coffee, to the beach, to nighttime.

~ Hilary Rhoda

I'm not a morning person: I can't function until I've had a coffee - or several.

~ Alastair Reynolds

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

~ Zora Neale Hurston

When I have supped too heavily of an evening, I drink in the morning a large number of cups of coffee, and that as hot as I can drink it, so that the sweat breaks out on me, and if by so doing I can't restore my body, a whole apothecary's shop couldn't do much, and that is the only thing I have done for years when I have felt a fever.

~ Antonie Van Leeuwenhoek

I'm not a guy who needs to drink coffee or anything to get myself going in the morning. I wake up, and I'm full of energy.

~ Billy Horschel

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

~ Jim Carrey

I had a very simple life growing up in the farm country outside of Perugia, and biscotti and warm milk with a tiny bit of coffee were a big part of my morning ritual before walking to school.

~ Brunello Cucinelli

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

~ Jack Lalanne

When I go outside in the morning for coffee, I'm not going to spend forty-five minutes getting ready. I just don't care.

~ Shenae Grimes

I'm active even on bad days; it's tough to pin me down. People ask me if I'm a morning or night person. I'm an all-the-time person. I like drinking coffee, but I do it with lots of milk because my energy levels are high even without caffeine. You could call me Obelix, except I don't have a belly.

~ Bipasha Basu

I drink coffee in the morning and a few cups throughout the day. Among coffee's health benefits are lower risk of Parkinson's, Type 2 diabetes, heart disease and dementia.

~ David H. Murdock

I know that I need my coffee in the morning, and I don't want to talk to anybody at the start of my day!

~ Tituss Burgess