I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.

~ Brian Maclearn

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The only thing in life that's really interesting is the contest. We are all contestants--whether we admit it or not. If I read 20 pages of a book and they're no good, I put it down. Maybe it's good after 100 pages, but I can't wait. The author lost.

~ Lee Marvin

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All contests are unfair, you just have to win them.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

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Legislators are interested in their pet projects, getting re-elected, and popularity contests.

~ Bud Grant

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