Funny Quotes

I’m a firm believer in equality at all times—”“At all times,” he repeated. “However, in the bedroom or in the club, I am a lot more equal than you.

~ Cherise Sinclair

You don’t understand,’ I said. ‘I need to be with her. With every fibre of my being I ache for her. I’m in love.’‘I do understand,’ said Zoran. ‘It was same for me with Mrs Zoran when I first meet her. But the feeling goes away after few hours.

~ Doug Macleod

Dammit. I think I’m in like with the naked man I met today.

~ R.j. Gonzales

I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.

~ Wendelin Van Draanen

I know what party you’re talking about. I might have to swing through. Especially if you’re going to be there in a costume.” He winked and leaned back in his seat.“I’m going as a homeless person.”“Sexy.

~ Chanelle Gray

Excuse me,” she said, her voice tight. “But if I’d known there was going to be a firearms examination at the end of the kidnapping, by God, I would have studied for it!

~ Tara Janzen

Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

Gay sex, one. Straight sex, zero

~ Dani Alexander

Late twenties, single, female. Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O, all downhillfrom there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting todetonate, gravity exerted more force on your life than your mom, andsuddenly, the dog-ugliest creep looked like Jake Gyllenhaal.

~ Nicola Marsh

I’m waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.

~ Jodie B. Cooper

Jamie gawked at the JLM T-shirt peeking out of Theo's leather jacket and his face glowed. Yes I-L-Y?

~ Anyta Sunday

Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Writers are highly resistant to reality. Just as well or the human condition would go undocumented.

~ Felix Long

Jin looked both ways for the Quicksilver Dragon before crossing the canal.

~ Felix Long

How is something authorised as 'feng shui compliant' he wondered. Is there a Chinese Ministry of Magic?

~ Felix Long

Cleave to the common good. We are all responsible for bringing about the time of great suffering, for its continuing.

~ Compton Gage

You are judged more by what you do passively than by what you do actively.

~ Compton Gage

If one billion of you watch and do not intercede as one million of you assent to the one thousand who participate in the murder of a child, then one billion of you are a billion times guilty.

~ Compton Gage

You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals. If one thousand of you participate in the murder of one child, then one thousand of you are a thousand times guilty.

~ Compton Gage

You are judged many times more by what you give assent to others doing than what you do yourself. If one million of you give assent to the one thousand who participate in the murder of a child, then one million of you are a million times guilty.

~ Compton Gage

You are judged more by what you do passively than by what you do actively. If one billion of you watch and do not intercede as one million of you assent to the one thousand who participate in the murder of a child, then one billion of you are a billion times guilty.

~ Compton Gage

Justice is paramount. The new judgement is the justice of the hidden time.

~ Compton Gage

The murder of a child has no justification, even if the bombs have missed their mark.

~ Compton Gage

The starvation of a child has no justification, even if the crops have failed, or the population is too large.

~ Compton Gage

Act correctly. Incorrect action cannot be justified by incorrect action. An incorrect action taken to cover an incorrect action is doubly incorrect.

~ Compton Gage

You are judged many times more by what you give assent to others doing than what you do yourself.

~ Compton Gage

There is nothing hidden in the hidden time. Know that this, the hidden time, is your everlasting, and live.

~ Compton Gage

God has spoken to me, without words, to my heart. He has told me that I am to rewrite the future and remind His people's faith and to help keep that faith alive attached with the Holy Bible to Him. God gave me the name Compton Gage. My earthly name is not important. My person is not part of the reminder. This is not an ordinary book, this is not a Bible. The materials of the Third Testament, was organized and re-written by me. I was given a good authority by God. BY GOD ONLY!

~ Compton Gage

The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.

~ Compton Gage

You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals.

~ Compton Gage

Now hear of the new judgement. You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals.

~ Compton Gage

Those who have assets must withdraw them from the markets of loans. Do not accept notes of loan on speculation. The time will soon come when you will gain no profits from the market of loans, and your wealth will be taken by the very few.

~ Compton Gage

In the new faith, there is only one commandment. It is this commandment, and this commandment alone, that must be followed to end the times of suffering, which are soon to come. FORSAKE USURY.

~ Compton Gage

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, evidence of things not seen.

~ Compton Gage

The inner dimension and the hidden time have already been discovered.

~ Compton Gage

It is not enough to be a man... you have to become an idea... a terrible thought... a wraith- indeed- Become one with the darkness.

~ Compton Gage

Dedicate your life to solitude and mortify your members which are upon the earth.

~ Compton Gage

You have purged your way. You are ready to lead sons of men.

~ Compton Gage

You should assume the mantle of your birthright.

~ Compton Gage

When The Pyramid falls, the other cities will follow in short order. Nature's balance will be restored and Man will finally return to solitude.

~ Compton Gage