I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.
~ Treat Williams
Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important. I am here to have fun here with my work.
~ Gary Shteyngart
My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.
~ Karen Duffy
I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.
~ Shelley Berman
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation. War is hell.
~ William Tecumseh Sherman
It just seems to me that the world's kind of a mess, and the more messy it gets, the more interested I am in escapist fare. Having a good time is something that isn't about the war in Iraq or the Asian flu or the Kyoto protocol - things that are horribly depressing to consider in our real lives. I'm eager to get away from them.
~ Eric Stoltz
When I was a young man, I was poor. In a war with other nations, I was in eighty-seven fights. There I received my name and was made Chief of my nation. But now I am old and am for peace.
~ Red Cloud
I am at war... with the principal personage of traditional philosophy, that abstract subject who masquerades as everyone and anyone, but is really a male subject in disguise.
~ Pam Gems
I am passionately interested in understanding how my country works. And if you want to know about this thing called the United States of America you have to know about the Civil War.
~ Ken Burns
I am the daughter of Nigerian immigrants. My mother is a survivor of both polio and of the Igbo genocide during her country's civil war in the late 1960s.
~ Uzo Aduba
I am not protesting against the conduct of the war, but against the political errors and insincerities for which the fighting men are being sacrificed.
~ Siegfried Sassoon
I am a Quaker. And as everyone knows, Quakers, for 300 years, have, on conscientious ground, been against participating in war. I was sentenced to three years in federal prison because I could not religiously and conscientiously accept killing my fellow man.
~ Bayard Rustin
I am never going to have anything more to do with politics or politicians. When this war is over I shall confine myself entirely to writing and painting.
~ Winston Churchill
I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.
~ Barack Obama
I am not saying that during the Second World War Germany did not, under the leadership of the National Socialist government, commit crimes.
~ Ernst Zundel
I am not saying that Hitler was a choir boy. But I am saying, let him who was innocent in the Second World War cast the first stone.
I have seen periods of progress followed by reaction. I have seen the hopes and aspirations of Negroes rise during World War II, only to be smashed during the Eisenhower years. I am seeing the victories of the Kennedy and Johnson Administrations destroyed by Richard Nixon.
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
~ Albert Einstein
Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix.
~ John Mayer
So while I will never minimize the costs involved in military action, I am convinced that a failure to act in Libya would have carried a far greater price for America.
Pride is ugly. It says, 'If you succeed, I am a failure.'
~ Ezra Taft Benson
I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. I am more compelled to get back to work than if I had a success.
~ Tennessee Williams
I am aware that as an actor, I can blame others for the failure of a film, the director, the script, choice of co-stars, timing of the release and so on. But now, as the director, I will have to shoulder all the blame.
~ Anupam Kher
Yes - I am usually overweight. I have had to be interested in diet because of being diabetic for 30 years and having kidney failure.
~ Sue Townsend
I have experienced failure as a politician and for that very reason, I am ready to give everything for Japan.
~ Shinzo Abe
I'm not scared of anything in particular, but I am motivated by a fear of failure as opposed to a need to succeed.
~ Heston Blumenthal
I have probably purchased fifty 'hot tips' in my career, maybe even more. When I put them all together, I know I am a net loser.
~ Charles Schwab
Notice the difference between what happens when a man says to himself, I have failed three times, and what happens when he says, I am a failure.
~ S. I. Hayakawa
I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.
~ Marilyn Monroe
I am in you and you in me, mutual in divine love.
~ William Blake
I love fashion, and I love changing my style, my hair, my makeup, and everything I've done in the past has made me what I am now. Not everyone is going to like what I do, but I look back at everything, and it makes me smile.
~ Victoria Beckham
What I am is how I came out. No one's perfect and you just have to accept your flaws and learn to love yourself.
~ Kelly Brook
I'm not ashamed to be me. More than anyone else I know, I love my life and accept myself. What's wrong with being unique? I am proud of everything that I am and will become.
~ Johnny Weir
I need to see my own beauty and to continue to be reminded that I am enough, that I am worthy of love without effort, that I am beautiful, that the texture of my hair and that the shape of my curves, the size of my lips, the color of my skin, and the feelings that I have are all worthy and okay.
~ Tracee Ellis Ross
I'm a basketball player. That's what I do and what I love but that's just not all who I am. I'm talented in a lot of different areas.
~ Kevin Durant
I want to tell women that you need to love yourself and make yourself a priority. It's only when you are happy yourself, can you make everyone else around you happy. I am still a dreamer and still believe in fairy tales, but there is only that much one should give another person. You need to keep something for yourself.
~ Bipasha Basu
I love life. I wish I could live another 500 years, truly. There is so much to do. I don't feel bitter or angry or disappointed. If anything, I am very grateful for where I come from. I have absolutely no regrets.
~ Waris Dirie
I love, but I am not entirely sure how to be loved: how to be seen and known for the utterly flawed woman I am. It demands surrender. It demands acknowledging that I am not perfect, but perhaps I deserve affection anyway.
~ Roxane Gay
I think good things are happening to me and will continue. I am not optimistic about the rest of the species, but I'm so blessed, it's almost scary. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I have a wildly sunny disposition. I love to laugh.
~ Daniel Gilbert
I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.
~ Rachel Nichols
