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I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.

~ Bill Bryson

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Following his wonderful introduction to the joys of womanhood, Waldo found a perverse pleasure in leaving his after-sex cigarette butt glowing on the lawn of the executive mansion. Despite Jeanne's repeated assurances that it wouldn't actually be visible to any nineteenth century passers-by, Waldo preferred to picture his discarded cigarette butt being the center of much scrutiny, with puzzled Civil War-era Washingtonians reacting to it in the same way Brazilian farmers would react to U.F.O.'s a century later.

~ Donald Jeffries

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During the Senate debate on the intervention in Iraq, Sen. Clinton made considerable use of her background and 'experience' to argue that, yes, Saddam Hussein was indeed a threat. She did not argue so much from the position adopted by the Bush administration as she emphasized the stand taken, by both her husband and Al Gore, when they were in office, to the effect that another and final confrontation with the Baathist regime was more or less inevitable. Now, it does not especially matter whether you agree or agreed with her about this (as I, for once, do and did). What does matter is that she has since altered her position and attempted, with her husband’s help, to make people forget that she ever held it. And this, on a grave matter of national honor and security, merely to influence her short-term standing in the Iowa caucuses. Surely that on its own should be sufficient to disqualify her from consideration?

~ Christopher Hitchens

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They talk about big skies in the western United States, and they may indeed have them, but you have never seen such lofty clouds, such towering anvils, as in Iowa in July.

~ Bill Bryson

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Try this. O'Grady smiled. It's the only thing we drink. It'll warm your insides. What is it? Asked the ever cautious Waldo. We call it the Forest Flaming Special. Go ahead-drink up. Well, okay.... Waldo lifted the cup and nearly dropped it when saw his name printed clearly on the side. We've been expecting you. Explained Fred, beginning to laugh.

~ Donald Jeffries

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I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!

~ Ashton Kutcher

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