Fish for a man, he'll eat for a day, don't teach him to de-bone that fish, You may not have to worry about him tomorrow!

~ V. Pain

V. Pain Laughs Vpain Wisdom

Let me just say it out loud so we can laugh together: You're going to find Johnny Depp, take him back to Vahalal, and put him in a zoo?

~ Gary Ghislain

Gary Ghislain Funny Johnny Depp Laughs

Jasper set an intercepting course towards that Rhylonian Star Duster. Maybe we can catch them on their blind side.”“Doesn’t this ship have a cloak?” Jaq asks.“Miss Synergy, I don’t know what they teach now a’days at the Academy, but ships do not wear clothes.

~ Nathan Reese Maher

Nathan Reese Maher Cadet Cargo Casey Norider Castles Cloaking Device Comedy Eye Rolling Fairy Horses Jaq Synergy Jokes Klaus Nomi Laughs Munchkins Puns Science Fiction Sheep Space Travel Space Western Spaceship Witch Woman

Jasper!” Casey shouts, startling the young woman. “My cargo is talking to me!

~ Nathan Reese Maher

Nathan Reese Maher Cadet Cargo Casey Norider Castles Comedy Eye Rolling Fairy Horses Jaq Synergy Jokes Klaus Nomi Laughs Munchkins Puns Sheep Space Travel Space Western Spaceship Witch Woman

She points to where he went and looks to the neutral Baumen. “He—he did that to me on purpose! He’s insane. Literally, insane!”The munchkin just shrugs. “Welcome aboard!” and returns unconcerned to his work.

~ Nathan Reese Maher

Nathan Reese Maher Cadet Cargo Casey Norider Castles Comedy Eye Rolling Fairy Horses Jaq Synergy Jokes Klaus Nomi Laughs Munchkins Puns Sheep Space Travel Space Western Spaceship Witch Woman

Laugh, and the world laughs with you.Scream, and everyone ignores you.

~ Anthony T. Hincks

Anthony T. Hincks Ignore Laugh Laughs Philosophy Scream The World You

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

~ Rachel Dratch

Rachel Dratch Funny Laughs Gets