Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
~ Samuel Johnson
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
~ Tommy Cooper
I do not think that marriage is one of my talents. I've been much happier unmarried than married.
~ Doris Lessing
When I get married, it'll be no secret.
~ Elvis Presley
What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married.
~ Alain De Botton
I had a marriage that I came to in the same way everybody else comes to a marriage. We all take chances when we get married.
~ Alec Baldwin
I don't have to get married myself in order to campaign on behalf of gay marriage.
~ Edmund White
If I get married, I think I'd pick out a newspaperman rather than a millionaire. A newspaperman is a regular fellow.
~ Anna Held
One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.
~ Robert Burton
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
~ Finley Peter Dunne
I married beneath me, all women do.
~ Nancy Astor
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
~ Don Adams
Men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.
~ C. Northcote Parkinson
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
~ Rita Rudner
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my three-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else.
~ Chevy Chase
I am not married, no. I wasn't really into the notion when I was younger, but now I think a proposal is the ultimate romantic gesture.
~ Miranda Hart
I was married when I was 17. I knew nothing. I was full of romance.
~ Gloria Swanson
My vanity is I'm terribly romantic! But being married is lovely.
~ Matthew Macfadyen
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.
~ Elizabeth I
The surest way to be alone is to get married.
~ Gloria Steinem
I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.
~ Bobby Darin
No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.
~ Shirley Bassey
When I got married, I hired a great choir - the St. James Choir, an all-black gospel choir - to sing at my wedding.
~ Brad Paisley
