Mystery Quotes

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

~ Lois Greiman

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

~ Lois Greiman

False hope is better than no hope at all.

~ Lois Greiman

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

~ Lois Greiman

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

~ Lois Greiman

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

~ Lois Greiman

There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.

~ Lois Greiman

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

~ Lois Greiman

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

~ Lois Greiman

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

~ Lois Greiman

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

~ Lois Greiman

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

~ Lois Greiman

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

~ Lois Greiman

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

~ Lois Greiman

I’m an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.

~ Kellyn Roth

The onslaught of scruples is a problem well attested in the spiritual life, especially among the young, where religious observances must be done perfectly to achieve a certain result.

~ Philip Zaleski

Then, if you want, we can bring her back to New York and keep her safe. If she means that much to you, she means that much to me.” My head continued to move from side to side. “Who the fuck are you?” Nox leaned close, his cologne clouding my thoughts. “I’m Batman, princess. Next time you want to fly across the country, tell me. I won’t delay two hundred people’s plans, and we can just fly in the bat plane.

~ Aleatha Romig

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.

~ Lois Greiman

A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system.

~ Lois Greiman

You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.

~ Lois Greiman

Digital Age Cozy: Cozy mystery can be more than knitting grannies, cats, and cookbooks!

~ A.e.h. Veenman

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

~ Lois Greiman

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.

~ Lois Greiman

Within the mystery of death, love stands guard and waits, filling the moments that are with itself, so that the moments to come will never be empty, never devoid of someone so loved.

~ Mary Morrell

Trust is important to any relationship… and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked.

~ Lois Greiman

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

~ Lois Greiman

It ate a party till someone ends up naked.

~ Lois Greiman

An air of mystery closed around the details of his early life. I didn't pry. He had been through hell and had a right to his secrets.

~ Ransom Riggs

You don't need to be smarter, you just need dumber friends.

~ Lois Greiman

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

~ Lois Greiman

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

~ Lois Greiman

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

~ Lois Greiman

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

~ Lois Greiman

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

~ Lois Greiman

Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.

~ Lois Greiman

There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders.

~ Lois Greiman

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.

~ Lois Greiman

A pigs and pain, until you really get to know 'em. Then he's a paid with the soul.

~ Lois Greiman

Analyzing dreams is much like walking on water. There are a limited number of people who do it well.

~ Lois Greiman

Booze and boys, ain't nothing in the universe that'll make a girl stupid faster.

~ Lois Greiman