A good speech is like a miniskirt--long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners.

~ Naa Shalman

Naa Shalman Humour Nailed Truth

If you can think of your lover in six senses, then I'd say you're nailed. They've got themselves wrapped around your heart. And your cock. (...) Six senses? (...) Sight, sound, taste, scent, touch, and the other, that thing you can't figure out that means everything. 

~ C.m. Stunich

C.m. Stunich Erotic Romance Fall In Love Inspirational Inspirational Love Love Lovers Nailed Senses

I flow like a butter in the nailed pan I stole. I also kept the nail, to polish and use as a means of teleportation.

~ Will Advise

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