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No. Absolutely not.''Simon,' she said. 'It’s a perfectly fine plan.''The plan where you follow Jace and Sebastian off to some unknown dimensional pocket and we use these rings to communicate so those of us over here in the regular dimension of Earth can track you down? That plan?''Yes.''No,' he said. 'No, it isn’t.'Clary sat back. 'You don’t just get to say no.''This plan involves me! I get to say no! No.''Simon—'Simon patted the seat beside him as if someone were sitting there. 'Let me introduce you to my good friend No.

~ Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare Humor Sarcasim

A very unwise man once said, “He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.” A very annoyed woman once said, “He who does not want to communicate will never enjoy their silence for very long.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Communication Conflict Resolution Elbert Hubbard Fear Funny Husband Ignorance Ignoring Laugh Offended Passive Agressive Quotes Relentless Sarcasim Silence Smart Women Spouses Tenacity Warriors Wisdom Wives Words

Some quotes aren't worth typing.

~ Melanie Kay Taylor

Melanie Kay Taylor Irony Point Less Quote Really Sarcasim

I don’t argue with fools, I educate.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Education Enlightening Experiences Fools Helping Humor Journeys Kindness Knowledge Learning Observations Perspective Sarcasim Service Sharing Experience Teacher Teaching University

It wasn’t because you weren’t beautiful, talented, funny, creative or had everything in common. It was because some men prefer plain vanilla ice cream. It’s predictable and a safe choice. Confident and adventurous men prefer the complexity and layers of a sundae, even the ones sprinkled with a little bit of nuts on top.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Dating Humor Men Relationships Sarcasim

Nowhere in the bible did it say, “Only show compassion and empathy to those you can trust.” If we did that, we would be burying homeless people every day.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Charity Commandments Compassion Empathy Homeless People Humor Hypocrisy Karma Key To Forgiveness Lack Of Compassion Laugh Religion Sarcasim Service Starving People Theology Trust Issues Truth

When you are being judged by someone that has no idea who you are always remember this: Dogs always bark at strangers and usually there is always some wacko neighbor that wants to try out their new gun on an intruder.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Bias Bigotry Blinded Discriminatin Dogs Hatred Humor Ignorance Judgement Neighbors Not Caring Prejudice Sarcasim Self Absorbed Stay Positive Strangers Uneducated Wacko Witch Hunts

When you’re in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person makes it obvious that the first will never fulfill you, unless the second person did not fulfill you either. At this point, you have to choose the third person because God is getting a little tired of your inattention and indecisiveness, and is planning on sending a fourth person into your life just to slap you around with the bible for not entering the promised land.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Choices Dating Decisions Familiar Familiarity Funny Guardian Angel Humor Johnny Depp Relationships Sarcasim Stay True Temptation The Past Wrong Path

I glanced over, he was still looking at me. ''Uh... do you need something?''''No.''''Oh, okay.''''It's just...'' he leaned in, ''...you have an onion ring taped to your back.''''...Excuse me?''''There is a ring of onion applied to you back with an adhesive strip.''I searched his eyes, he seemed amused, but sincere.My hand flew to my back with a look of horror and there it was, with ketchup and everything.

~ Maddie Hample

Maddie Hample Awkward First Meetings Boys Cute Boy Staring Hi Your Name Is Humor Onion Rings Sarcasim
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