Vampire Quotes

Believe this, Bitch.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Sorry if I can't be the right monster for you Bella.

~ Stephenie Meyer

What, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there—they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. “Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren’t suave.

~ Kiersten White

Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Embroidery? I sucked at embroidery. Aunt Hyacinth had tried to teach me, but we'd both given it up as a lost cause.Lucy, strangely, had picked it up really quickly and embroidered a tapestry of Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow for my last birthday.

~ Alyxandra Harvey

But it was the dark hunger in his tone that got to her. Damn kinky vampire had actually liked the

~ Nalini Singh

I am not the kind of girl who trusts a man to tell her everything she needs to know in his own due time, so I did some research on my sire. You can take the girl out of the library, but you can't take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

~ Molly Harper

You won't find a vampire in a Ford Fiesta

~ Charlaine Harris

Krishna was once asked what was the most miraculous thing in all creation, and he replied, That a man should wake each morning and believe deep in his heart that he will live forever, even though he knows that he is doomed.

~ Christopher Pike

I mean, it's not like he's Damon Salvatore hot

~ M. Leighton

Illium, his expression subdued as it had been for too many days, turned to her. “Mind if I have a go?”“Kick his ass.”Stripping off his shirt and boots, Illium held out his hand for one of Venom’s blades. Lips curving, Venom passed it over. “Sure you can handle me, pretty, pretty Bluebell?”“Did I ever tell you about my snakeskin boots?” A savage grin, and she knew Venom was about to bear the brunt of whatever haunted the blue-winged angel.Venom swirled his blade in hand. “I do think I need some new feathers for my pillow.

~ Nalini Singh

Do I feel ancient to you now? he murmered. Too different from the person you loved before you knew this? Her eyes were already glowing green, and her full lips parted. No, you don't feel too ancient. Her voice was husky. Or too different. You feel like mine. Whoever you were, whoever you are...you're mine. Mencheres smiled, his fangs stretching to their full length. So you have spoken, so it shall be decreed. For all eternity.

~ Jeaniene Frost

I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his . . . nothing. A vampire and a werewolf. I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again.

~ Michelle Rowen

I am the Vampire Lestat. I'm immortal more or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not.

~ Anne Rice

Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves.No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?Just shut up.Can do.Really? Doesn't seem like it.-Jacob and seth

~ Stephenie Meyer

I sounded like Horton the Elephant. A person is a person no matter how small. What the hell was I doing standing in the middle of a cave, in the dark, surrounded by wererats, quoting Dr. Seuss, and trying to kill a one-thousand-year-old vampire?

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Let the flesh instruct the mind.

~ Anne Rice

Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able to attend the burial. Humans get upset when vampires burst into flames right next to them.

~ Molly Harper

Sleeping with another girl does not always mean you are a lesbian, sometimes it just means the central heating needs fixing

~ Amy Mah

She's kind of a, well, you know, a B with an itch.

~ Alyson Noel

Well, if pirates are bad,And vampires are worse,Then I pray that as long as I beThat though I sing of VampiratesI never one shall see.Yea, if pirates are dangerAnd vampires are death,I'll extend my prayer for thee-That thine eyes never see a Vampirate...and they never lay a hand on thee

~ Justin Somper

Do you know where Jason is?” she asked Dmitri when they exited the morgue. Dmitri pressed the car remote to unlock the flame red Ferrari parked in the employees-only lot. “Tired of your Bluebell already?” A tendril of champagne circled around her senses, cut with something far harder. Never had she felt that harsh edge in Dmitri’s scent. She pitied the woman he took to his bed today.“Yeah, that’s it. I’m building a harem.

~ Nalini Singh

I'm looking for someone to quench my thirst-for all eternity -Luna Maxwell

~ Ellen Schreiber

I knew what was like to finally be seduced by the thing you hunted. Mine just happened to be a more traditional seduction. Okay, at least I was still among the living.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Cole - I just thought of a new game.Jaz - What's that?Cole - Splat the Specter.Jaz - Rules?Cole - You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia.Vayl - Why Ferrets?Jaz - Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he's named one of them after an STD?

~ Jennifer Rardin

Should we put out the light? And then put out the light. But once put out thy light, I cannot give it vital breath again. It needs must wither.

~ Anne Rice

She has enough black eyeliner on to outline a corpse, and her skin's so pale she looks like she's just broken dawn.

~ John Green

In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen mate. You are not, however, required to help that person should he find himself in a life - threatening situation.Somehow, Zeb had managed to stumble into several such situations in the few months since he ’d been engaged to Jolene. He’d had several hunting “accidents” while visiting the McClaine farm, even though he didn’t hunt. The brakes on his car had failed while he was driving home from the farm—twice. Also, a running chainsaw mysteriously fell on him from a hayloft.He would never get that pinkie toe back.

~ Molly Harper

Contrary to his infallibly honest image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.

~ Seth Grahame-Smith

I don't have a reason to lie to you. Not now.' Jace's gaze remained steady. 'And quit baring your fangs at me. It's making me nervous.''Good,' Simon said. 'If you want to know why it's because you smell like blood.''It's my cologne. Eau de Recent Injury.' Jace raised his left hand. It was a glove of white bandages, stained across the knucles where blood had seeped through.

~ Cassandra Clare

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep

~ Jeaniene Frost

The scent of growth, quiet and green, hung heavy in the air. I heard everything. I saw everything. I could count the craters on the moon. I could count every mosquito buzz past, bypassing my tender skin out of respect for a fellow bloodsucker.

~ Molly Harper

You bit me on the neck? What kind of a sorry-ass vampire wannabe are you, anyhow?”I grabbed for my dirt-covered purse that lay by my feet. I kept a can of pepper spray in it for protection, or at least I used to. Did I still have it? Did those things have an expiration date? Didn’t matter. If I had to, I’d just use it to bash him over the head.I’m not a wannabe.” He actually had the audacity to look insulted. “I am a vampire.”Psycho, I thought. Total psycho.

~ Michelle Rowen

[Magnus] held on to the boy, newborn in grave dirt and blood, and he wished that he had found him dead.

~ Cassandra Clare

Don't worry know what you can't change. rest when you can so you'll be ready for tomorrows battle.

~ Richelle Mead

Veil, you see, if I vas to say something portentous like zer dark eyes of zer mind back home in Uberwald, zer would be a sudden crash of thunder,' said Otto. 'And if I vas to point at a castle on a towering crag and say Yonder is . . . zer castle a volf would be bound to howl mournfully.' He sighed. 'In zer old country, zer scenery is psychotropic and knows vot is expected of it. Here, alas, people just look at you in a funny vay.

~ Terry Pratchett

Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Does it matter how long they were together that night? To lovers, an hour can last a century. But even for lovers, every hour ends.

~ Scott Snyder

Why were you running?” Gordon looked confused. “I wasn’t going to hurt you.”Bite me,” I told him. He was so going to get charged with assault. I might even have to put a restraining order on his sorry ass. “Oh, wait a minute, you already did bite me, didn’t you… you psycho!”He rolled his eyes. “You’re really going to have to get over that if this relationship is going to have half a chance.

~ Michelle Rowen

Well,” Naomi said cheerfully, “what’s the worst that can happen?” They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook.

~ Rachel Caine