Vampires Quotes

Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.

~ Rachel Caine

How often do you have to drink?” “Every night, to feel good. Every few nights, to stay sane.” “Have you ever bitten anyone?” “No. I’m not a murderer.” “Does it have to be fatal every time? The biting? Couldn’t you just drink some of a person’s blood, then walk away?” “I can’t believe you’re asking me this, Snow. You, who can’t walk away from half a sandwich.

~ Rainbow Rowell

Charles, mate, you fret too much. I'm a grown man, I am, and I can blood my handle.Handle your blood? Bones offered dryly.Ian grinned. Exactly.

~ Jeaniene Frost

You know what we call pedestrians in Morganville? Mobile bloodbanks.

~ Rachel Caine

I am not a bat. ~Rephaim

~ P.c. Cast

I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed.

~ Patricia Briggs

I spend most of my waking hours confronting and destroying things that I fear. A thousand-year-old master vampire was a tall order, but a girl's got to have a goal.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Myrnin said softly. And how is it that you do not understand that HERE, in THIS place, this girl belongs to me, not to you?

~ Rachel Caine

Of course, everyone's going to freak out when you show up at school.Freak out? Why?Because you're so much hotter now than when you left. She shrugged. It's true. Must be a vampire thing.Simon looked baffled. I'm hotter now?Sure you are. I mean, look at those two. They're both totally into you. She pointed to a few feet in front of them, where Isabelle and Maia had moved to walk side by side, their head bent tog

~ Cassandra Clare

This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did.I frowned, What's that?Homework.

~ Richelle Mead

In the spring of 1988, I returned to New Orleans, and as soon as I smelled the air, I knew I was home. It was rich, almost sweet, like the scent of jasmine and roses around our old courtyard. I walked the streets, savoring that long lost perfume.

~ Anne Rice

Hey! Claire called after him, as she leaned her backpack against the wall.No onions!Your loss!I meant for YOU! Not if you want to get kissed tonight!Damn, girl. Harsh.

~ Rachel Caine

Vanity, thy name is vampire.

~ Jim Butcher

You can't go around... licking things that come out of a water treatment plant. That's just... unsanitary.

~ Rachel Caine

You think I'm deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it's a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.

~ Katie Macalister

Does it give you deja voodoo how alike the houses are?That's deja vu, and I hate you right now.For narcing on you to your mom? Wait until you hear what I tell your dad.From the sly grin on his face, she knew what he was thinking.Don't you even think about it.I could tell him about the time we-Hell, no.

~ Rachel Caine

CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

~ Jen Campbell

I'm so glad you're okay.So, how do we celebrate my okayness? It's my day off. Let's go crazy. Glow-in-the-dark bowling?NoI'll let you use the kiddie ball.Shut up. I do NOT need the kiddie ball.The way you bowl, I think you might.He grabbed her in an exaggerated formal dance pose and whirled her around, backpack and all, which didn't make her any more graceful. Ballroom dancing?Are you INSANE?Hey, girls who tango are hot.You think I'm not hot because I don't tango?He dropped the act. Shane was a smart boy. I think you are too hot for ballroom or bowling. So you tell me. What do you want to do? And don't say study.

~ Rachel Caine

Another vampire pushed her way through the crowd to stand at hisside—a pretty blue-haired Asian girl in a silver foil skirt. Clary wondered if there were any ugly vampires, or maybe any fat ones. Maybe they didn't make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn't want to live forever.

~ Cassandra Clare

She was almost at the top of the steps, and Shane was right behind her, when she heard Myrnin say, in a quiet voice that was like the old Myrnin, the one she actually liked, I'm sorry, Claire. I never meant - I'm sorry. Sometimes I don't know... I don't know what I am thinking. I wish... I wish things could be like they were before.

~ Rachel Caine

Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Library? That sounded reasonable. As my thoughts revolved around my days surrounded by books, something miraculous happened. My anger subsided. It ebbed away as the thoughts of books, pages, and comfort entered my head.

~ Rebecca Maizel

Stop your doubting, my love. I knew you would find me. ~Jack

~ Melissa De La Cruz

Those eerie diamond eyes shifted over to her and she stilled, as if he's willed her to do so.There was a moment of silence. And then in a rough voice the man whose life she saved spoke four words that changed everything...changed her life, changed her destiny: She. Comes. With. Me.

~ J.r. Ward

He hung up on her. She'd just been hung up on by a disembodied brain in a jar. Fantastic.

~ Rachel Caine

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Welcome to the Family. - Mrs.Sterling

~ Ellen Schreiber

Vampires do breathe, by the way, but their chests don't move like humans'. Have you ever lain in the arms of your sweetheart and tried to match your breathing to his, or hers? You do it automatically. Your brain only gets involved if your body is having trouble. Fortunately there was nothing about this situation that was like being in the arms of a sweetheart except that I was leaning against someone's naked chest. I could no more have breathed with him than I could have ignited gasoline and shot exhaust out my butt because I was sitting in the passenger seat of a car.

~ Robin Mckinley

It took me awhile to learn the rules. OK, it took the librarian in me weeks of careful obsessive research to learn the rules. There was a label maker involved. I'd rather not go into it.

~ Molly Harper

All we can go on is what we think, how we see the world. If you can't trust your own mind what can you trust?

~ Richelle Mead

When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.

~ Charlaine Harris

He'd have to be blinder than a bat. ~Alexander

~ Ellen Schreiber

Raven: Don't you notice that?Alexander: Notice what?Raven: The girls?Alexander: What girls?Raven: Hello! You were worried about bringing me to a bar when all along I should have been concerned about bringing you.Alexander: I don't know what you are talking about.Raven: The girls are drooling all over you!Alexander: Well, there is only one girl I want to be with and she's right here.

~ Ellen Schreiber

Alice! You know I love you like a sister!Words. she growled.

~ Stephenie Meyer

What is he?”“I can’t puzzle it out. He doesn’t have horns, pointed ears—or apparently a need to eat. He does have small fangs, but he also sports a tan line.”“You checked? Natalya, you durrrty bitch.”“Hey, I had to determine if he was a blood sucker or not. Now I don’t know what to think.

~ Kresley Cole

Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing.

~ Stephenie Meyer

That's what my mother doesn't understand about my lipstick and dark clothes. I don't wear tattoos to freak her out, I wear them because I have to. It's me.

~ Ellen Schreiber

Aunt Libby: I think I'm getting married! I've been dying to tell you.Raven: You are? Congrats! Dad didn't mention...Aunt Libby: Well, okay, it's not official or anything. In fact, we haven't officially gone out yet. I just met him last night.

~ Ellen Schreiber

Raven: You don't have a hot date, do you?Alexander: Yes. I do, as a matter of fact.Raven: You do?Alexander: Yes, and it is almost ending.

~ Ellen Schreiber

The Lone Ranger of vampires. Did that make me Tonto?

~ Robin Mckinley