Bill Watterson said this quote

Reality continues to ruin my life.

~ Bill Watterson

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

~ Bill Watterson

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

~ Bill Watterson

CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

~ Bill Watterson