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“ I believe that sexual offenders and predators should be released…as long as it is mandatory they get to move into the house next door to the judge that released them. ”

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The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.

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A woman being able to make a man genuinely laugh leaves a much better impression on him than a woman who wants them to feel like she is nothing more than a sex object… believe me, they tend to not be as picky as you might think when it comes to that.

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Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregnancies without having to provide birth control to anyone.

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I would love to be on a Real Housewives from somewhere reality show. Then I could show all those women how the rest of our society gets to do it.

~ Heather Chapple

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