“ When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. ”
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
~ Henny Youngman
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.
Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.
