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“ I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car. ”

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

~ Henny Youngman

When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win. -Henny Youngman, comedian and violinist (1906-1998)

~ Henny Youngman

My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him.

~ Henny Youngman

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

~ Henny Youngman