“ Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. ”
The best fiction is true.
~ Kinky Friedman
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
