“ My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. ”
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
~ Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
