Ron White said this quote

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

~ Ron White

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

~ Ron White

A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.

~ Ron White

There's no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn't been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you'll look cool, I don't get that. But I don't watch standup anyway, so I don't know what they're doing.

~ Ron White