“ When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. ”
I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.
Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.
