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A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.

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A. Lee Martinez Advice Monkeys With Typewriters Writing

When you cross over into the weird stuff, there's no going back. Hector has a theory on it. Calls it the law of 'Anomalous Phenomena Attraction.' He explained it to me once. Didn't really pay attention, but it boils down to 'weird shit pulls in more weird shit.

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A. Lee Martinez Funny Paranormal Weird

Judy went back to Paulie’s place, but either he wasn’t home or he wasn’t answering his door. After banging on the door for four minutes, then waiting another ten, she decided she’d probably have to find someplace else to crash today She wished she’d taken the time to actually have a few friends.

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A. Lee Martinez Funny Humor Martinez

He hasn't earned your your mercy.Nessy replied, Mercy isn't earned. It's given.

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A. Lee Martinez Heart Mercy Of God Mercy Quotes Niceties

Death should take more care with his paperwork.

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A. Lee Martinez Fantasy

Reality is like a fruitcake, pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.

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A. Lee Martinez Fruitcake Reality

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

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A. Lee Martinez Writer Quotes Writers Writers On Writing Writing Life

Rockwood didn't have a movie theater or an IHOP or a strip mall. But it did have two churches, a ramshackle bar, and last (but certainly not least) Wacky Willie's Deluxe Goofy Golf, a barren landscape of wilted ferns and plastic flamingos with peeling paint. Wacky Willie had added the 'Deluxe' when finally ridding the thirteenth hole windmill of a stubborn family of bats after a great and terrible struggle that would forever be known as 'The Fearsome Bat War of Rockwood County' by Willie, but was usually referred to as 'That Time Willie Had to Get Rabies Shots' by everyone else.

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A. Lee Martinez Horror Humor

I believe it was the great ogre philosopher Gary who observed that complexity is, generally speaking, an illusion of conscious desire. All things exist in as simple a form as necessity dictates. When a thing is labeled 'complex,' that's just a roundabout way of saying you're not observant enough to understand it.

~ A. Lee Martinez

A. Lee Martinez Complexity Gary Observation Philosopher Quotes Simplicity Understanding

We have to destroy the radioactive brain of Madame Curie.

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A. Lee Martinez Humor Science Fiction

But all memories, no matter how distant, no matter how distorted, have the shadow of truth underneath. Even the most imperfect memory is a window—

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A. Lee Martinez Memories Truth

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

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A. Lee Martinez Gil S Humor Vampire

Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a drawer.

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A. Lee Martinez Awkward Moments Eyes Ned Ogres

She stopped shrieking after a moment. It wasn't the crazy looks she drew from the other pedestrians that made her stop. And her damaged sanity hadn't managed to repair itself. She'd left something behind in that apartment. Something she'd always taken for granted. Faith in a rational world. It was like a tiny cog had been removed from her brain, and all the gears were still working, but a slight wobble was slowly and inevitably stripping the teeth until one day, without warning the Rube Goldberg device that was her mind would fall apart with a loud SPROING.

~ A. Lee Martinez

A. Lee Martinez Insanity
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