It's only awkward if it matters.

~ Joyce Rachelle

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because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.

~ Molly Harper

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Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption.

~ Chelsea Handler

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Dear God, he prayed irreverently, was her blouse even legal?

~ Sheri Webber

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Sometimes the silence is the loudest thing in the room.

~ Cory Basil

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you’d think that silence would be peaceful. but really, it’s painful.

~ David Levithan

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Quiet descended, a silence so consuming that even the drafty corridors ceased whistling. Bog wasn't certain where to look, so he solved the problem by plucking out his eyes and sticking them in a drawer.

~ A. Lee Martinez

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If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.

~ J.m. Richards

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Honey, are you being safe?''I wear my seat belt, yes.''Does this Rob Lovely wear a seat belt too?'Matty sighed. 'Mother, seat belts should be worn at all times when in a moving vehicle. Didn't you teach me that?''So long as we're both talking about condoms here, then I'll leave it.''Consider it left.

~ Leta Blake

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