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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Life Sleep

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Algebra Education Humor Mathematics

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Advice For Daily Living Books Reader Reading Speaking Thinking Wisdom

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Death Inner Peace

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Humor Poetry

The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Fame Writers Writing

Magazines all too frequently lead to books and should be regarded by the prudent as the heavy petting of literature.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Journalism Magazines Publishing Writing

All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Writers Writing

There's no equivalent to Mozart in writing.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Music Writing

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Funny Humour

Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Dry Humor Humor Nature

There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Embarrassed Embarrassment Society United States World

Chocolate is an excellent flavor for ice cream but both unreasonable and disconcerting in chewing gum.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Fran Lebowitz Quote

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Fantasies Fetish Sex

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Diet Food Irony Omnivore

My favorite animal is steak.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Animals Carnivores Eating Food Meat Steak

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand there must be a reason for this.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Food

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Humor Sleep

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Character Personality

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he is buying.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Children Childhood

London: A place you go to get bronchitis.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Cities Travel

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Politeness Manners

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Vices Foibles

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Dance Step Hustle

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz People Moral You

Polite conversation is rarely either.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Conversation Either Polite

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Fame Made More

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Doors Never Comfortable

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Peace Behavior Inner Peace

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz America You Bring

You're only as good as your last haircut.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Funny Haircut You

I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Winning Play You

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Dog You Tail

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Child Company Must

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Wine Ideas Small

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Effort People Sweet

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Sleep You Something

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Love Love Is Reality

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Me Always Spoil

My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.

~ Fran Lebowitz

Fran Lebowitz Me Freedom Of Speech
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