If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.
I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob.
If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers.
The name of a great writer is usually bigger than the title of his book. Both literally and figuratively.
A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.
It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions.
Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.
To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.
Man usually sees what he is looking for, seldom what he is looking at.
To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.
Clothes are a homeless man’s home.
To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is.
As useful as an unhappy artist. As useless as a happy philosopher.
High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.
A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.
A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.
If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly.
Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.
Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us.
People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them … than when you are alone.
Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.
Security is a double-edged sword: While a fence sure protects the fenced, it also imprisons the protected.
A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.
A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.
A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.
Faith does not make things happen. It merely breeds perseverance, which helps one persist in making things happen.
While having one’s assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man’s ego, it sure is good for his intellect.
12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
Civilization is the commercialization of survival.
You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.
Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.
Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology.
Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?
