Comments Quotes

A thick skin is a gift from God.

~ Konrad Adenauer

While you're saving your face you're losing your ass. Never trust a man whose eyes are too close to his nose. I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket. Better inside the tent pissing out than outside the tent pissing in.

~ Lyndon B. Johnson

Parsely is gharsley.

~ Ogden Nash

Oats n.s. A grain which in England is generally given to horses but in Scotland supports the people.

~ Samuel Johnson

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

~ Anonymous

Epitaph to a waiter: By and by God caught his eye.

~ David Mccord

A dimple in the chin a devil within.

~ Irish Proverb

Some people approach every problem with an open mouth.

~ Adlai Stevenson

The butler entered the room a solemn procession of one.

~ P. G. Wodehouse

And what's a butterfly? At best He's but a caterpillar drest.

~ John Grey

If I look like this I need the trip.

~ Gloria Swanson

As old as the itch.

~ English Proverb

Early to bed early to rise work like hell and advertise.

~ Laurence J. Peter

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

~ Anonymous

When you have got an elephant by the hind leg and he is trying to run away it is best to let him run.

~ Abraham Lincoln

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

~ Mae West

All would live long but none would be old.

~ Proverbs

Bland as a Jesuit sober as a hymn.

~ William Ernest Henley

I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.

~ Groucho Marx

'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.

~ Ping Lardner

Geography is about maps But biography is about chaps.

~ E. C. Bentley

In the world of mules there are no rules.

~ Ogden Nash

There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.

~ Josh Billings

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves.

~ Italian Saying

I used to be snow-white . . . but I drifted.

~ Mae West

Equal opportunity is good but special privilege even better.

~ Anna Chennault

It's better to be quotable than to be honest.

~ Tom Stoppard

A man of words and not of deeds Is like a garden full of weeds.

~ English Proverb

I don't see what's wrong with giving Bobby a little experience before he starts to practise law.

~ John F. Kennedy

Shake a bridle over a Yorkshireman's grave and he'll rise and steal a horse.

~ Lancashire Proverb

An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.

~ Old Saying

If you can't bite don't show your teeth.

~ Yiddish Proverb

Only the shallow know themselves.

~ Oscar Wilde

Don't quote me that's what you heard not what I said.

~ Lawrence K. Frank

Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable.

~ Jackie Gleason

I had always assumed that cliche was a suburb of Paris until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.

~ Philip Guedalla

He'd give the devil ulcers.

~ Anonymous

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better.

~ Mae West