Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first).

~ John D. Rhodes

John D. Rhodes Daft Dance Funny Humor Rain Shoes Silly

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Airhead Aphorism Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists Around The Bend Ass Bad Bad People Bad Person Bananas Batty Birdbrain Blockhead Bonkers Boob Bozo Brainless Buggy Bushed Certifiable Chowderhead Chowderheaded Chump Clod Coot Crack Brained Cracked Crackers Crackpot Crazed Crazy Cretin Cuckoo Daft Dead Loss Demented Deranged Dim Dimwit Dimwitted Dingbat Dipstick Disappointment Disturbed Ditz Dolt Donkey Dope Dork Dud Dullard Dumb Dumb Ass Dumb Cluck Dumbhead Dumbo Dumdum Dummy Dunce Dunderhead Fail Failure Fathead Flake Fool Foolhardy Foolish Funny Galoot Goat Goober Goof Goofball Goofus Goon Half Baked Halfwit Halfwitted Harebrained Hilarious Humor Humorous Humour Idiot Idiotic Ignoramus Ill Advised Ill Considered Imbecile Impolitic Imprudent Incautious Informal No Hoper Injudicious Insane Insanity Jerk Joke Jokes Jughead Klutz Lamebrain Loco Loony Loopy Loser Lummox Mad Mad As A Hatter Meatball Mentally Disordered Mentally Ill Mindless Moron Nerd Nincompoop Ninny Nitwit Non Compos Mentis Not All There Numbnuts Numbskull Nuts Of Unsound Mind Pea Brained Peabrain Psycho Psychotic Putz Quotations Quotes Rash Reckless Sap Satire Schizophrenic Schlemiel Schlep Schmuck Screwy Silly Simpleton Stark Raving Mad Stupid Thick Thickhead Thoughtless Turkey Twerp Twit Unbalanced Underachiever Unhinged Unintelligent Unstable Unwise Wacko Witless Wooden Headed Write Off Zombie

I read daft history books. Sometimes the books I read are a bit crackers or strange.

~ Mark E. Smith

Mark E. Smith Strange Sometimes Daft