Dumb Quotes

The definition of stupid is the inabilitly to see another side to an argument other than one's own.

~ James Rozoff

Ours is an overpopulated, under educated, shithole in the throes of mass extinctions - it's a wonderful world.

~ Grant Morrison

There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb.

~ George W. Bush

You’ll finally realize the importance of the spark of that diamond once you lost it.

~ Rscruz

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

~ Jessica Simpson

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

~ Jessica Simpson

It was as if my rationale had a stupid friend that was always getting up to no good.

~ S.a. Tawks

What a waste it is to lose one's mind.Or not to have a mind. How true that is.

~ Dan C. Quayle

Anyhow, many people in the soft sciences are prone to be wrong because they’re crazy** some are dumb, too, but that’s another story.

~ Gregory Cochran

Why are free spirits always so fucking dumb?

~ Don Delillo

Much, much later. when I am back home and being treated for Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). I will be enabled to see what was going on in my mind immediately after 11 August.I am still capable of operating mechanically as a soldier in these following days. But operating mechanically as a soldier is now all I am capable of.Martin says he is worried about me. He says I have the thousand-yard stare'.Of course, I cannot see this stare. But by now we both have more than an idea what it means.So, among all the soldiers here, this is nothing to be ashamed of. But as it really does just go with the territory we find ourselves in. it is just as equally not a badge of h

~ Jake Wood

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.

~ Britney Spears

Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.

~ Dan Quayle

I still remember what my father said There are on the stadium 22 idiots, which are running after ball.. From where did he knew that??He knew it from guarding the stadium, so my question is why we don't watch how a dog catch a ball?But we watch 22 idiots running after the ball??What are the differences??That the dog can't kick the ball, but the humanity can?? - Wow, wow that's a great discovery for a dumb person!

~ Deyth Banger

When the President does it , that means that it is not illegal.

~ Richard M. Nixon

We've got to stand with our North Korean allies.

~ Sarah Palin

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.

~ Lance Manion

I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was a very unsettling thought. What if I was really dumb and didn't know it?

~ Dinah Katt

Strike two. Add dumb as a box of rocks to the list of why I don't like these guys. I got to my feet, deciding to play nice. After all, they were just poor dumb guys who couldn't help it that there weren't enough brains in their genes.

~ Dinah Katt

The Cuban Missile Crisis. It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure.

~ Dana Perino

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

~ Dan C. Quayle

If Lincoln were alive today he'd be turning over in his grave.

~ Gerald R. Ford

Teenage girls these days are more and more getting lured into thinking they should dumb themselves down, and that's going to attract the wrong kind of guy, and it's serious. It's serious business.

~ Danica Mckellar

I can look back now and say, 'Aw, that was a little dumb taking huge bumps onto concrete before a couple of hundred fans,' but if it wasn't for that attitude and that type of work ethic, I never would have gotten to WWE.

~ Mick Foley

The drummer is stereotypically the dumb guy. Maybe that's why I always respect drummers who do more than drum.

~ Taylor Hawkins

I don't oppose all wars. What I am opposed to is a dumb war. What I am opposed to is a rash war.

~ Barack Obama

Look at Jessica Simpson. She's famous for being dumb. I guess it started with Marylyn Monroe, and she actually wasn't that dumb, but that's how she was perceived - and that's what got popular.

~ Danica Mckellar

The most famous actress who did the 'dumb blond' routine was Marilyn Monroe, but she was a genius actress.

~ Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.

~ Bobby Knight

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

~ Dolly Parton

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.

~ Mia Kirshner

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

~ Lyndon B. Johnson

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

~ Erica Jong

If I could be doing anything, I'd be laying on the floor in my birthday suit eating junk food and watching something dumb on TV.

~ Anita Baker

There's the argument that you can relate to someone who's completely unrelatable. In the way that a director shows you his imagination on a film, then I get to show you my imagination in a big dumb character.

~ Idris Elba

When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'

~ Louis C. K.

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb. After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to find out how much he'd learned in three years.

~ Frank Butler