Fucking Quotes

Don't let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love.

~ Gabriel García Márquez

Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness.

~ Emme Rollins

I figured I had kept her from being too depressed after fucking--it's hard for a girl with any force in her and any brains to accept the whole thing of fucking, of being fucked without trying to turn it on its end, so that she does some fucking, or some fucking up; I mean, the mere power of arousing the man so he wants to fuck isn't enough; she wants him to be willing to die in order to fuck. There's a kind of strain or intensity women are bred for, as beasts, for childbearing when childbearing might kill them, and child rearing when the child might die at any moment: it's in women to live under that danger, with that risk, that close to tragedy, with that constant taut or casual courage. They need death and nobility near. To be fucked when there's no drama inherent in it, when you're not going to rise to a level of nobility and courage forever denied the male, is to be cut off from what is inherently female, bestially speaking.

~ Harold Brodkey

The time came to put Iris Duarte back on the plane.It was a morning flight which made it difficult. I wasused to rising at noon; it was a fine cure for hangoversand would add 5 years to my life. I felt no sadnesswhile driving her to L.A. International. The sex hadbeen fine; there had been laughter. I could hardlyremember a more civilized time, neither of us makingany demands, yet there had been warmth, it had notbeen without feeling, dead meat coupled with deadmeat. I detested that type of swinging, the LosAngeles, Hollywood, Bel Air, Malibu, Laguna Beachkind of sex. Strangers when you meet, strangers whenyou part—a gymnasium of bodies namelesslymasturbating each other. People with no morals oftenconsidered themselves more free, but mostly theylacked the ability to feel or to love. So they becameswingers. The dead fucking the dead. There was nogamble or humor in their game—it was corpsefucking corpse. Morals were restrictive, but they weregrounded on human experience down through thecenturies. Some morals tended to keep peopleslaves in factories, in churches and true to the State.Other morals simply made good sense. It was like agarden filled with poisoned fruit and good fruit. Youhad to know which to pick and eat, which to leavealone.

~ Charles Bukowski

I wish I could line up naked the men I've slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.

~ Crystal Woods

We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just a giant fuckfest. That beautiful bird chirping? It's a mating call. That pretty little bird is trying to get laid. And why does the peacock have such beautiful feathers? To attract females. Because he's trying to get laid.

~ Oliver Markus

Yesterday was the fucking history... the Now is the most vicious part of all... as for tomorrow it's the fucking mystery.

~ Deyth Banger

It's another man.I'll kill him. Check everything.Lock out the banks.Tuesday after the Unicef Gala.Fucked her Tuesday.She came.Did she come?Definitely came.What did I do wrong?It's me.What's his name? I'll kill—Apologize for nothing.Get access to her email.Where is she?Apologize for everything.She didn't mean it.Do something.Do something.Do.Something.

~ C.d. Reiss

All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations.

~ Deyth Banger

It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.

~ George Carlin

I hope you're at peace. I hope you... I hope you're in heaven, and you fell in love with someone who treats you better than I ever did, and that they're fucking your brains out and then fucking your brains back in after that on a daily basis. I'll always miss you, Lucille. I'm sorry I named a fucking baseball bat after you.

~ Robert Kirkman

By the age of thirteen, any blossoming girl knows the power she possesses over boys. By the time she's thirty she's come to realize men would stoop to fucking chickens under the right circumstances.

~ Jack Dancer

When inside of her, he’s beside himself.

~ Crystal Woods

She liked this. Liked the closeness. With lover’s she’d taken in the past, things had been short and sweet. She certainly hadn’t stuck about to snuggle in case they started to get ideas, not after the first time. Killing a guy you’d fucked was one thing, but to kill one you’d snuggled with damn near broke a girl’s heart

~ Mina Carter

Sadly, I have to admit, my timing sucks. Not the best - or most romantic - idea to tell your woman I love you for the first time whilst impaling the crap out of her.

~ Jacquelyn Ayres

She had be by the balls - literally had her fingers wrapped around my balls! Her hand fit them good, Mitch! I can hear desire in his voice. At times it was a little painful, I have to admit, but my balls were made to fit in her palm. Mitch, he says, all too seriously, I have found the keeper of my balls, Mitch. I'm ready to hand them over.

~ Jacquelyn Ayres

Fuck, Christina.”“Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that.

~ Nenia Campbell

In entirety, valentine is a FUCKING DAY, rather than the sanctity of its literal meaning.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

There are a holyfuckton of women crowing about your unapologetic fucking. They even named your famous positions. Oh Jesus, she knew about that. Don't- The Limp Away From Jay Lay

~ Pam Godwin

Are you going to spank me, daddy? I'm a very bad girl! (bending over naked)Oh yeah daddy - spank my ass harder!!!

~ Alanah Skye

Don’t let yourself die without knowing the wonder of fucking with love

~ Gabriel García Márquez

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey that's where you pee and bonk! And nobody will say, hey, your penis can ejaculate when you stroke or slide it into a woman's punani!

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the whole matter. I want to do you harder cos you gonna be fucked by other folks who needs a large hole, said the man, moving towards her. Comfort struggled with all her feminine might, but the old masculine but old man ripped her wrapper and slapped her on the face. Lie here, Lie here! I'm gonna do what your old man did to your mama and its gonna sweet you. She screamed as the man's organ prick her glory hole like a sharp needle.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

They said the shape-shifters fucked with the enthusiasm of animals—if they didn't devour you with the enthusiasm of one first.

~ Nenia Campbell

Great sex is all about freedom and being everything you’ve always wanted to be. Know now that the only limits you have in regards to your own sexuality are the ones you impose on yourself.

~ Roberto Hogue

You’ve heard the saying, Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Well, just change that to F**k a man and you’ve made him happy for a day. Teach a man to f**k and you’ve made him happy for a lifetime.

~ Roberto Hogue

You meet a new guy, analyze him, not good for marriage, not good for a relationship, not good for fucking, maybe excepting the very drunk mood, so, conclusion: this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

~ Irina Bors

It seems the guys who are best at sex approach it with the serenity of a Buddhist monk. They are never going to beg for it and when the time is right (and all signs point to yes), then they take charge masterfully and completely.

~ Roberto Hogue

The one thing you should never do to a woman, whether you make love to her or fuck her, is apologise straight after.

~ Dianna Hardy

Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

The story will reach an end and yeah fucking hell yeah I fucking did it.

~ Deyth Banger

Without focus you are nothing and nobody......Everything is up to focusing and DEFINITELY YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING CRUCIAL.

~ Deyth Banger

Don't Cry for this biatch, don't cry for this moron. She isn't your type, she doesn't like you and she won't like you she is just a person which is hypocrite and she get's envy when she see your life - How wonderful is it, how is full with loads stuff and then she looks her life. Full of horror, full of days of nightmare, full of days of angry people shouting each other...It's not in the blame, it's in the cases, the place where the two persons live!Don't get angry that he have left you, maybe you will find something better than him, it's a fact you give something for something. Everywhere is like this, don't listen this outside biatches which say The World isn't a business, it's not you must... Fucking bullshit, you must do this, somebody saves your life you must go and save and his, that's the rules, that's the law of the attraction, that's how it works, liked or not...

~ Deyth Banger

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Oh, Oh my fucking mother she screw ups everything!

~ Deyth Banger

Don’t have the power to make someone happy…?’ Icriticized.‘I have the power, the desire… But No marriage, No girlfriend stuff… When I feel like doing something crazy, I can pay and get a girl in bed… No emotions, no argument, and no expectations, just I want to fuck and fulfil my desire, that’s it…! Darling, there is nothing like ‘LOVE’, everything revolves around the four lettered word – ‘FUCK’, understood…?’ he explained naughtily.

~ Deepak Ranjan

Off, this fucking theories... and religious stuff.

~ Deyth Banger

If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.

~ Crystal Woods