Email Quotes

TO:rosencrantzpinchard@gmai.com: Something's wrong! The house is shaking!TO:rosencrantzpinchard@gmail.com: Well can you turn down the volume on Star Trek:Voyager? I thought we were having an earthquake when the Enterprise hit Warp speed. Why did you let me sleep until nearly one?

~ Robert Bryndza

I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.

~ Mark Fiore

But how do you come ‘offline’ when so much of our daily lives is moving ‘online’? Every month new sites and online services are launched. If you need to check anything – about a new school for your children, medical treatment, tourist destination or recipe – you go online. Bill Gates put it so well when he called the Internet the ‘town square for the global village of tomorrow’.Could you spend a week or even a day without reading your emails, using social media or going online? Someone recently joked with me that having Internet access is more important than having food or water.

~ Nigel Cumberland

Write like you speak with the 'rhythms of human speech,' as William Zinsser said, and in as few words as possible. Use action verbs to carry water.

~ Sandra E. Lamb

Amen' is like the Send button on an email.

~ Steve Toltz

You know that when your partner deletes their messages to a past lover after being accused of cheating, then it is likely that they were being unfaithful in some way.

~ Steven Magee

The smartest people can write the worst emails and those of less intellect can write the best.

~ Paul Babickii

To make a simple change of a typeface can instantly transform text which had the appearance and tone of a joyous announcement to suddenly convey that of a somber tragedy.

~ Paul Babicki

Think about it: send SLASH receive. Email is the frenzied killer of proper communication.

~ Fennel Hudson

Contradictions, in any communication, are the first stepping stones of mistrust

~ Paul Babicki

When Internet parlance finds its way into our accepted vocabulary, it becomes a cliché.

~ Paul Babicki

Email is the scourge of our age,' said Silvia. 'Email and cancer.

~ Olivia Sudjic

I'm getting a daily email from Microsoft which I have been ignoring that states a hacker is trying to access my account. As far as the Microsoft account goes, the hacker can have it...along with all of the nasty Windows 10 upgrade problems!

~ Steven Magee

It is proper netiquette to refrain from using all capital letters in internet correspondence. NetworkEtiquette.net

~ David Chiles

He didn’t have regular email like everyone else. He couldn’t afford that digital fingerprint that the NSA, the CIA, the FBI and all the other espionage alphabeticals counted on for their privacy-bashing surveillance of the entire formerly free world.

~ Kenneth Eade

I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why would he not text or email or Facebook? What's with all the reality, I thought. Does he not know he's a million times cooler in virtual form?

~ Donal Ryan

Be careful about financial offers that often come by email. Before you respond to such an offer, ask yourself: do I really need a new problem?

~ Eraldo Banovac

Email, instant messaging, and cell phones give us fabulous communication ability, but because we live and work in our own little worlds, that communication is totally disorganized.

~ Marilyn Vos Savant

Social media is the most disruptive form of communication humankind has seen since the last disruptive form of communications, email.

~ Ryan Holmes

There are a lot of things that Slack gives you that email doesn't when you think about internal use. Switching to Slack from email for internal communication gives you a lot more transparency.

~ Stewart Butterfield

Most of us still haven't grasped the fact that everything we commit to the digital space - not just our public blogs and broadcast tweets, but every private text message, email, and voicemail is likely to be stored and accessible. Forever.

~ Douglas Rushkoff

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.

~ Marjane Satrapi

I like texting as much as the next kidult - and embrace it as yet more evidence, along with email, that we live now in the post-aural age, when an unsolicited phone call is, thankfully, becoming more and more understood to be an unspeakable social solecism, tantamount to an impertinent invasion of privacy.

~ Will Self

I love text, I love email, I love Skype; I think it's amazing.

~ Beeban Kidron

People who supported Obama felt like they formed a relationship, that they were being spoken to. The way that campaign worked and the way he's worked during his first term is to make people feel like he's grasping their hand, whether it's by tweeting or email, moments after an event, sometimes during an event. It makes people relate to him.

~ James Spader