Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
~ Tim Allen
I'm usually always very happy and funny and positive. It's only when I'm tired that I get a little low energy.
~ Nargis Fakhri
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
~ Larry David
Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson's birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don't really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, 'Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm a fan of 'Pretty Little Liars' and I'm rooting for your character.' It was surreal! That's how 'PLL' has changed my life.
~ Ryan Guzman
The great thing for me about 'The Resurrection of Gavin Stone' is it's a throwback to the old fashioned Hollywood movie that you can watch with your family, has a message, and is funny and entertaining. They didn't call them faith-based movies; they just called them good movies.
~ D. B. Sweeney
It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable.
~ Kristen Stewart
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
~ Michael Caine
I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
Hitchcock had a charm about him. He was very funny at times. He was incredibly brilliant in his field of suspense.
~ Tippi Hedren
I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me.
~ Lana Del Rey
I love Jared Hess' movies. He's such a weirdo and such a nice, funny guy.
~ Kate Mckinnon
I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because I'm not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way.
~ Jimmy Carr
Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
~ Steve Jobs
If I knew for a certainty that a man was coming to my house with the conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
~ Henry David Thoreau
YouTube's a funny place because so many creators fall into their aesthetics out of necessity and the visuals are driven out of an urge to create. You get a lot of interesting examples of interesting design choices that have roots in practicality as well as an artistic sentiment.
~ Freddie Wong
I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.
~ Pharrell Williams
It's funny now how much we look at - whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film - online, and how in the online world, you're instantly global.
~ Mike Mills
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
~ Jenna Mccarthy
I had a friend who, after 25 years of marriage, found himself trying to date again, and it was completely different. Everything had changed, and he had to reacquaint himself. It was funny even talking to him about it. For someone who has been out of the loop, it's a different world.
~ Steve Carell
I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.
~ Mickey Rooney
The funny thing about 'Take Shelter' is that a lot of people talk about how it was allegory for the economy and things that were to happen. And that was so on the nose in the movie for me. I was like, 'That's obvious.' It's the other stuff about marriage and commitment and those other things that I spent the most time thinking about.
~ Jeff Nichols
I like marriage. The idea.
~ Toni Morrison
Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
~ Eminem
I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, it's funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path.
~ Emmitt Smith
The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London.
~ Jeremy Northam
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
~ Lauren Graham
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
~ Lily Tomlin
The key to doing 'Harold and Kumar' movies is you make it earnest. Primarily what we do is make Harold and Kumar's relationship and friendship believable, and we don't actually work on being that funny.
~ John Cho
When I hear somebody like Hayes Carll write a song that's touching and poignant and sad and funny all at the same time, it motivates me to step my game up and try to figure out a way to get more different emotions into one line or one song.
~ Jason Isbell
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
~ Francesca Annis
There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
~ J. Michael Straczynski
What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.
~ Casey Wilson
For a culture that has such a problem with death, we seem to deal with it in a quite bizarre way. We see people shot, killed and blown up, and we find it funny and sexy and all those things. But, the reality of it is that every day people die, and people are really sad and they grieve and they go through a really difficult process with it.
~ Michael Sheen
I find Spike Jones' movies to be really very inventive and funny, but they're really sad and touching and really key into the different facets of the human experience.
~ Nick Kroll
For whatever reason, the films I gravitate towards do have these strange sort of tonal balances to them... I kind of realized on '50/ 50' why I liked these blending of tones, because I think it's kind of what life is like: funny one minute, sad the next, scary the next.
~ Jonathan Levine
As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible.
~ Charlie Kaufman
I'm quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I'm not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that's funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that.
~ Tamsin Greig
I could never really choose a favorite book, but whenever I'm asked what my favorite movie is, I always say 'Withnail & I,' a British film from 1987. It's funny and sad and absolutely gorgeous to look at. It's the film I can watch over and over again.
~ Lisa Lutz
Yes, as an oppressed people, American Indians have this epic burden, but first and foremost, they're human: sometimes a mess, sometimes funny or sad, at times very wise, and other times not wise at all - a lot like me.
~ Alexandra Fuller
I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they've done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.
~ Ben Stiller
