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All of which does not alter the fact that Pnin was on the wrong train.

~ Vladimir Nabokov

Vladimir Nabokov Absurdity Humor Irony

Crazy things seem normal, normal things seem crazy.

~ Chuck Klosterman

Chuck Klosterman Irony

monotony kills the heart. Ironically, monotony is what keeps the heart working.

~ Soumeet Lanka

Soumeet Lanka Heart Irony Irony Of Life Monotony

The Lethean Library, for all its incalculable volumes, is, I know, sadly incomplete without Mr. Goodman's effort.

~ Vladimir Nabokov

Vladimir Nabokov Insults Irony Literary Criticism Negative Reviews

What I'am learning is the world laughs through its ass every day, then just lies double-time when shit goes down. It's like we're on a Pritikin diet of fucken lies. I mean - what kind of fucken life is this?

~ D.b.c. Pierre

D.b.c. Pierre Humor Irony

There's no such thing as an ex-marine.

~ Ex-Marines

Ex-Marines Irony Loyalty Military

Acting is such a desperately futile profession anyway. Playing out the lives of other men. Knowing of their failures and successes long before they ever do. Living, suffering, murdering, dying … all in the space of three hours. Sometimes only two. And in such a confined little area. And over and over again every night. Can you imagine anything more perfectly stupid? Squeezing a whole existence into a measly evening’s entertainment on the stage? And not only that – in the middle of it all – pausing for an intermission. It makes one’s own life seem unbearably preposterous, doesn’t it?

~ Morris Panych

Morris Panych Irony

O young girl, throw yourself again into the water so that I might have a second time the chance to save the two of us! A second time, eh, what imprudence! Suppose, dear sir, someone actually took our word for it? It would have to be fulfilled. Brr...! the water is so cold! But let's reassure ourselves. It's too late now, it will always be too late. Fortunately!

~ Albert Camus

Albert Camus Death Irony Salvation Selfishness

I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring.

~ Melina Marchetta

Melina Marchetta Funny Irony

Since ideology, particularly in it's shallower versions, is peculiarly destructive of the capacity to apprehend and appreciate irony, I suggest that the recovery of the ironic might be our fifth principle for the restoration of reading. ... But with this principle, I am close to despair, since you can no more teach someone to be ironic than you can instruct them to become solitary. And yet the loss of irony is the death of reading, and of what had been civilized in our natures.

~ Harold Bloom

Harold Bloom Civilization Ideology Irony

[Norm said,] 'To all those who argue this war is a mistake, I'd like to point out that we've removed from power one of history's most ruthless and belligerent tyrants. A man who cold-bloodedly murdered thousands of his own people. Who built palaces for his personal pleasure while schools decayed and his country's health care system collapsed. Who maintained one of the world's most expensive armies while he allowed his nation's infrastructure to crumble. Who channeled resources to his cronies and political allies, allowing them to siphon off much of the country's wealth for their own personal gain.

~ Ben Fountain

Ben Fountain Bush Irony Saddam Hussein

Irony is the attendant of hope and the fuel of hope is innocence.

~ Paul Fussell

Paul Fussell Hope Innocence Irony Wwi

...You know, one good apple can spoil the rest,” Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony.

~ Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller Apple Irony

General Peckem even recommends that we send our men into combat in full-dress uniform so they'll make a good impression on the enemy when they're shot down.

~ Joseph Heller

Joseph Heller Irony War

«It's true, Christian-like or not; and is about as Christian-like as most other things in the world,» said Alfred.

~ Harriet Beecher Stowe

Harriet Beecher Stowe Christianity Irony Virtues

Irony is a treacherous servant; unless it's very carefully watched over, it has a tendency to expose the foolishness of its apparent master.

~ Mark O'connell

Mark O'connell Irony

1776: A declaration of the Parlement of Paris:The first rule of justice is to conserve for each individual that which belongs to him. This is a fundamental rule of natural law, human rights and civil government; a rule which consists not only in maintaining the rights of property, but also those rights vested in the individual and derived from prerogatives of birth and social position.

~ Hilary Mantel

Hilary Mantel Irony Politics Rights

And if a diversion is needed, why not arrest a general? Arthur Dillon is a friend of eminent deputies, a contender for the post of Commander-in-Chief of the Northern Front; he has proved himself at Valmy and in a halfdozen actions since. In the National Assembly he was a liberal; now he is a republican. Isn’t it then logical that he should be thrown into gaol, July 1, on suspicion of passing military secrets to the enemy?

~ Hilary Mantel

Hilary Mantel French Revolution Irony

So your High Priest and Sacerdote propose to kill Death.” Edroc

~ Christie Maurer

Christie Maurer Alternate Religion Death Irony Philosophy

I think the main function of contemporary irony is to protect thespeaker from being interpreted as naive or sentimental.

~ David Foster Wallace

David Foster Wallace Irony Naive Sentimentality

It is really not so repulsive to see the poor asking for money as to see the rich asking for more money. And advertisement is the rich asking for more money.

~ G.k. Chesterton

G.k. Chesterton Advertising Hypocrisy Irony Philanthropy

How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity

~ Jane Austen

Jane Austen Irony Jane Austen

So we came to say hello. To the world’s grouchiest person. Because that’s such fun.

~ Molly Ringle

Molly Ringle Grouchy Irony Moods

Fukuyama’s thesis that history has climaxed with liberal capitalism may have been widely derided, but it is accepted, even assumed, at the level of the cultural unconscious. It should be remembered, though, that even when Fukuyama advanced it, the idea that history had reached a ‘terminal beach’ was not merely triumphalist. Fukuyama warned that his radiant city would be haunted, but he thought its specters would be Nietzschean rather than Marxian. Some of Nietzsche’s most prescient pages are those in which he describes the ‘oversaturation of an age with history’. ‘It leads an age into a dangerous mood of irony in regard to itself’, he wrote in Untimely Meditations, ‘and subsequently into the even more dangerous mood of cynicism’, in which ‘cosmopolitan fingering’, a detached spectatorialism, replaces engagement and involvement. This is the condition of Nietzsche’s Last Man, who has seen everything, but is decadently enfeebled precisely by this excess of (self) awareness.

~ Mark Fisher

Mark Fisher Cynicism End Of History Fukuyama History Irony Last Man Nietzsche Postmodernism Postmodernity

I got mixed up with some oddness in my youth, and the long and short of it is that I can't shuffle off this mortal coil until I have read the ten most boring classics.

~ Jasper Fforde

Jasper Fforde Boring Books Funny Irony

She talks about how she can't exercise because of the ailments-a bad back, sore knees, breathing difficulties-all caused by her weight gain.

~ A.s. King

A.s. King Irony

I come by my alarmism honestly. I have learned this custom over the years as I have settled into being a true New Yorker. This is how we welcome foreigners to our shores. Because we are so often frightened by living here, we are annoyed and offended when visitors fail to show the proper signs of terror. So we try to scare the living daylights out of them.

~ David Rakoff

David Rakoff Fear Irony New Yorker Xenophobia

Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want a fan club? You are right. I loved the movie, and you were perfect in it, you were absolutely amazing. Definitely Oscar material.

~ Ani San

Ani San Fan Irony Movie Star Oscar Rudeness

Irony and hip ennui are extremely authoritarian.

~ David Foster Wallace

David Foster Wallace Hip Irony

Even in dying, a Thennanin ship was reputed to be not worth putting out of its misery. In battle they were slow, unmaneuverable—and as hard to disable permanently as a cockroach.

~ David Brin

David Brin Death Irony Life Simile Space

Royal Young's writing is that rare blend of irony and beauty.

~ Simon Van Booy

Simon Van Booy Beauty British Celebrity Fame Irony Romance Simon Van Booy

I scrupulously hide every legitimate reason for people to hate me, and it turns out they don’t need legitimate reasons. Heaven has fashioned a knife of irony to stab me with.

~ Rachel Hartman

Rachel Hartman Insecurity Irony

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late.

~ Bryan Davis

Bryan Davis Assumptions Blunt Comical Funny Harsh Irony

How much truth is contained in something can be best determined by making it thoroughly laughable and then watching to see how much joking around it can take. For truth is a matter that can withstand mockery, that is freshened by any ironic gesture directed at it. Whatever cannot withstand satire is false.

~ Peter Sloterdijk

Peter Sloterdijk Irony Parody Reasoning

Acceptable hypocrisy is often called politeness.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Shannon L. Alder Accepted Fake Hypocrisy Irony Manners Mediocrity Politeness

My mind went back to that picture in the obstetrics book. A cow standing in the middle of a gleaming floor while a sleek veterinary surgeon in a spotless parturition overall inserted his arm to a polite distance. He was relaxed and smiling, the farmer and his helpers were smiling, even the cow was smiling. There was no dirt or blood or sweat anywhere.That man in the picture had just finished an excellent lunch and had moved next door to do a bit of calving just for the sheer pleasure of it, as a kind of dessert. He hadn't crawled shivering from his bed at two o'clock in the morning and bumped over twelve miles of frozen snow, staring sleepily ahead till the lonely farm showed in the headlights. He hadn't climbed half a mile of white fell-side to the doorless barn where his patient lay.

~ James Herriot

James Herriot Irony Veterinarians

I live in my mind, such that whatever destroys me shall be a creature of my own invention.

~ Genevieve Ross

Genevieve Ross Humor Irony Self Delusion Value Of Self Delusion

I am beginning to believe that nothing is quite so uncertain as facts. (Edward Curtis)

~ Timothy Egan

Timothy Egan Irony

He smelled the smells of commerce and listened to the cursing of the sailors, both of which he admired: the former, as it reeked of wealth, and the latter because it combined his two other chief preoccupations, these being theology and anatomy.

~ Roger Zelazny

Roger Zelazny 1967 Cursing Irony Swear Words Swearing

The pages of history are red with the blood of illuminated saints who were murdered by their religions for actually achieving the advertised spiritual rewards.

~ Christopher S. Hyatt

Christopher S. Hyatt 1991 Attainment Irony Martyrs Saints
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