Sexy Humor Quotes

You didn’t care about anything except my tongue tracing the path of your thong. All the way down… Rafe St. Sebastian

~ Samanthe Beck

I like to play dirty. I can also be very, very exacting.” Rate St. Sebastian.

~ Samanthe Beck

I warned you the next time you spread your legs for me, I wouldn't be a gentleman. Did you expect a gentleman, Chelsea? Rate St. Sebastian

~ Samanthe Beck

What the hell are you doing with my underwear?” He kept his response flippant. “I don’t have this color in my collection.

~ Miranda Liasson

It’s not over, Maddie. It’s still not over between us. We need to talk.

~ Miranda Liasson

They’d used sex instead of communication in the past, and it had turned out disastrously.

~ Miranda Liasson

How was it that the one man who could take their company down appeared to be the only one who believed in her?

~ Miranda Liasson

Stop,” he murmured, or at least that’s what he meant to say. It came out sounding more like “Yes,” which probably wasn’t the same thing at all.

~ Tawna Fenske

I’m feeling particularly good and wicked at the moment.

~ A.r. Von

He takes my mouth with such fervor, my heart pounds harder than after I’ve just run for miles. My legs now feel like over cooked noodles.

~ A.r. Von

Took long enough,” she called out, not wanting to admit how the sight of him made her throat hitch, how the man was so gorgeous she lost her mind. “I thought you drowned in the mirror from staring into your reflection too long.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

He gives. I take.He bangs. I rock.He slams. I shatter.He throws. I push.He grinds. I buckle.He pants. I puff.He wheezes. I gasp.He growls. I scream.He f*cks me like we're porn stars. ~Lexi

~ S.j. Molloy

Mmhh! I have several ideas, but I don't know where to start.’‘You mean to hear me shout your name?’‘Yes, that's one of the ideas I have in mind.

~ Debra Strattford

If you keep torturing me like this …’ Robert said.‘What will happen?’‘You don't know?

~ Debra Strattford

I always thought 'love at first sight' was silly and incredibly irresponsible. Then, you came along and you flipped it on me. I understand it now. I do! ~Sheriff Derrick Decker

~ Laney Smith

But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants.

~ S.k. Logsdon

Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slobbered all over everything, you come to realize the ones already trained are much easier to live with.

~ Paula Wall

He circled around me, whispering in my ear. “I’m O positive. I’m everyone’s type.

~ Dannika Dark

First of all, I'll tell you who I'm not. I'm not your enemy, so you can put the sharp pointy objects away,' he responded in a light conversational tone, obviously not deterred by my abrasiveness, which only pissed me off more to know he didn't find me to be a threat at all.'Well, first of all, I'll be the judge of that,' I cut him off before he could continue. 'And second of all, I'm not interested in who you're not,' I added.'So you're saying you're interested in who I am?' He gave me a moment to process what he said before a smile broke on his face.My cheeks flamed. 'Hardly. Just interested in whether or not I'll be seeing you around again,' I was seething and beginning to shake with indignation.'So you want to see me again?

~ Alicia Deters

Did you want to change into something more comfortable?” Adrian asks with a raise in his eyebrows, breaking me out of my train of thought, but not away from naughty thoughts.I smack his knee. “I'm comfortable, but I know you're not.” He doesn't mind dressing up, but on most days I see him in casual clothes like screen-printed tees and hoodies.“You're right,” he says, tapping my knee lightly, standing up. As he walks toward the hallway, he slips his shirt off the rest of the way. I can't look away from the sight, even if it is only from the back. Damn. What is happening to me? Have I gone mad?Before I can tear my eyes away from him, he turns around. Judging by the look in his eyes, I've been caught. I have so been caught. Damn again. I didn't want him to see me practically drooling. It's too late for that now.He smirks. “You know, I could spend the rest of the night just like this.” He places a hand to the hard muscles of his chest.I clear my throat, trying really hard not to imagine my hand in place of his, and say, “If I'm wearing clothes, you're wearing clothes.”“So if I'm not wearing clothes...” I grab a coaster from the coffee table and fling it at him. He catches it in his hand. “Just remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.

~ Lilly Avalon

Feeling a little calmer?” she asked, leaning against the desk again.Dax snorted. “Mellow as anything. I’m ready to curl up and take a nap now. Don’t mind if I purr.

~ Katherine Mcintyre

She took hold of him through his pants. I want this inside me five minutes ago.

~ Amber Belldene

I hired you for your attitude, and so far I’m pretty happy with my decision. But I’m not sure I can work with you until I’ve fucked this attraction out of my system.

~ J.c. Reed

For the briefest of moments his eyes sparkled before dimming again. “However much I would love to get into a discussion about chastity belts, now is not the time. The people we were fighting were not human in the strictest sense of the word.

~ Michelle Smart

What was she thinking? He was her mechanic, not a piece of meat. Although, if he were a piece of meat, he’d be a big, juicy porterhouse, the naughtier side of her thought. -Gabby, Love in Greener Pastures

~ Amanda Bretz

She had no idea how long they kissed—and kissed—but she didn’t think about stopping until she ran out of air. Breathing hard, she slowly opened her eyes and stared directly into his.They’d heated. Darkened. And something else. He wasn’t looking so relaxed now. In fact, he was looking the opposite of relaxed. He looked…feral.And she was his prey.

~ Jill Shalvis

Because I absolutely, positively cannot fuck you, Lola,” he says like it’s a formal declaration.I furrow my brow and salute him, which makes him snicker.

~ Bianca Giovanni

Many of my ex-girlfriends were habitual half-asian daters. These women considered half-asian men 'exotic,' 'sexy,' and 'just-like-Keanu Reeves-in-the-Matrix. I consider these stereotypes appropriate because I got laid.

~ Kip Fulbeck

Come make me sticky.Dimitri to Honor

~ Nalini Singh

Shane was just leaving, too.”“What?” he c

~ Devon Ashley

Robert, what are you doing? I'm cooking.’‘I like to thank the chef for the excellent food.’‘But surely that is done at the end of the meal.’‘What a good idea, I'll thank you later … as it should be done.

~ Debra Strattford

Just don’t stare at my ass, Landemere,” he added.“I wasn’t staring at your ass,” Arranulf, who had been staring at his ass, said.

~ Andrew Ashling

I’ll take her home. You guys finish … whatever … you were doing.” She glances to me, a slight blush on her face. I tug Cash’s borrowed shirt down, hiding my red ass cheek. The spatula is still in his hand. He’s only wearing boxers. Dear Lord.

~ Pella Grace

Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking means, Georgia.

~ Pella Grace

My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl.

~ Sarina Bowen