Weird Quotes

Wendy’s house, unlike many in Cape Breton, had three floors, along with a basement and attic. Aside from Wendy’s bedroom, there was a laundry room. The dirty water in the sink would rush from the washer hose, bubbling up, threatening to overflow, but it never did. Next-door was a motel with a neon sign that read in turquoise and pink, “We have the best rates in town!”, but the ‘E’ in ‘rates’ kept flickering on and off day and night so that every few seconds it would switch to, “We have the best rats in town!

~ Rebecca Mcnutt

What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny.That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life.

~ C.m. Stunich

The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online.

~ Tasha Turner

A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.

~ Courtney Allison Moulton

There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy comes back into fashion and every woman has to go out and find her some.

~ Shannon L. Alder

I'm too wacky for most weirdos. Who am I to judge?

~ Tori Amos

I could lose my mind, your love drives me crazy, and I ignore the reason why I'm crying at everytime I remember it's not reciprocal and you're saying that you're sorry because you don't show everything.

~ Sara Keddar

Those times when someone you thought was your friend talks about you behind your back really hurt. Even if you act like you don't care, deep inside, you care.

~ Zoey-Rose Hawthorne

Hey, that’s why they in­vented the In­ter­net, her­manita. To talk about weird shit and down­load porn.

~ Ann Aguirre

Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour.

~ Sarah Dessen

I'm an ugly girl,My face makes you hurl,Sad I have it, I should bag it.Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair.I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

~ Al Yankovic

… MOM!” Martha finally screamed. “Mom, you’ve got to see these!”“Is it about Hermione?” She exclaimed, rushing into the middle of the room. Her mouth dropped open in horror when she noticed Hermione’s walls.“I can’t find any… polite… photos of her, mom.”“Why are there ones of her eating out of dumpsters and giving seniors the finger?”“No idea,” Martha replied.“Oh god… I’ll get one out of my wallet,” Her mom decided, hurrying out of the room frantically. ...It’s funny how when one thing happens, it can make you forget about something else.

~ Rebecca Mcnutt

The problem is normal was'nt in my DNA. I was destined to be forever freakish.

~ Julie Hockley

The most interesting people are the unusual. No one writes about or discusses the average, the ordinary, or the common; they write about and discuss the weird, the mad and the different, so if you are one, even though the opinions of others are of no importance, you are, in their eyes, significant enough to notice and remember.

~ Donna Lynn Hope

We're all weird.

~ John O'callaghan

Weetzie could not even cry and make Kleenex roses. She remembered the day her father, Charlie, had driven away in the smashed yellow T-bird, leaving her mother Brandy-Lynn clutching her flowered robe with one hand and an empty glass in the other, and leaving Weetzie holding her arms crossed over her chest that was taking its time to develope into anything

~ Francesca Lia Block

That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird

~ Dinah Katt

Not everyone who stares likes us, we may look weird enough to get everyone’s attention.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Nobody is wired wrong because there’s no wrong and right in the way we are.

~ Hannah Hart

Isn't it weird? The way you remember things when it's gone.

~ Sarah Dessen

Weird people don't care if they're weird. They are the most entertaining to converse with because nothing is off-limits.

~ Donna Lynn Hope

With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtling through green clouds, a human prickles.

~ Flann O'brien

It's weird when you think that you are weird and it's weird when you don't know that you are weird.

~ Deyth Banger

My love for Neo-Tokyo is a bulbous massof post-human organic circuitry.Cyperpunk is my mother tongue.My love is a man-machine interface gun.

~ Yann Rousselot

That's a rule in the business. No tongue. You can't really get into it, otherwise, it's weird. I think that particular scene made his (Adam Brody) girlfriend jealous. There were issues.

~ Rachel Bilson

Women didn't want to be on the stage with other women because they didn't want their bodies to be compared. They didn't want another female act opening for them because of this weird competitive and tokenistic attitude.

~ Kathleen Hanna

If you're a goal scorer, you have to have a certain attitude. I'm very serious. My missus thinks I'm a bit weird. I'm cold, I don't have many emotions. It's very rare I cry.

~ Michael Owen

Hollywood's a very weird place. I think there's less of everything except for attitude.

~ Dean Cain

To not be self-conscious of your appearance is huge, and something that I desperately hope to carry into film at some point in my useless life - to not be thinking, 'My ear looks weird from this angle, why is the camera over there?'

~ Anna Kendrick

For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I like strange, weird, sometimes slightly upsetting humor.

~ Gillian Jacobs

Growing up, I had the weird fantasy list: I wanted to be Alice Cooper, Steven Spielberg, and Stan Lee. You have to have almost psychotic drive, because you're going to have years of failure.

~ Rob Zombie

I was not a cool kid. There was no reason for me to be marginalised. I was just a nerd. I was kind of weird, and I found solace in video games.

~ Kumail Nanjiani

There are a lot of movies about misfits that are quite cool, that kind of glamorize it on some level. I think there are fewer films, certainly with a lady at the center, about the agony of what it's like to feel like you're not accepted, and you're different, and somehow you're weird.

~ Rebecca Hall

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

~ Hunter S. Thompson

I have a weird thing - if I can't see where all the walls in my house are, I get a little bit freaked out. I think New York has Stockholm Syndrome'd my sense of space and what a house should be.

~ William Jackson Harper

People who are more than casually interested in computers should have at least some idea of what the underlying hardware is like. Otherwise the programs they write will be pretty weird.

~ Donald Knuth

I'm a troglodyte. I think that's the word for it. Like an old school weird person who throws bricks at their computers.

~ Joanne Kelly

Christmas in L.A. is weird. There's no snow. It's not even cold.

~ Ellie Goulding

The thing about being famous is, it's weird. The only people who get how weird it is are other famous people.

~ Margot Kidder

When famous people come up to you it's a bit weird, but it's an honour, really, when they recognise you and want to chat to you for a bit.

~ Wayne Rooney