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You can't have a happy family if you don't have a happy marriage.

~ Jeremy Sisto

You can't wake up one day and say 'I'm for gay marriage,' and wake up the next day and say 'I'm against it.' Wake up one day and say, 'I'm pro-choice,' and the next day wake up and say, 'I'm pro-life.' There's no credibility there.

~ Roger Stone

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.

~ Eddie Cantor

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

~ Neil Simon

Marriage is miserable unless you find the right person that is your soulmate and that takes a lot of looking.

~ Marvin Gaye

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

~ Helen Rowland

Marriage is a difficult project. When seven years have passed and all your body's cells have been replaced, you're meant to experience that seven-year itch.

~ Yoko Ono

When you don't have access to a subject, and all you have is ex-members and critics, there is this gravitational pull toward telling a certain version of events. Scientology would say this, and they have a point, that it's like doing a portrait of a marriage in which you're only hearing from the ex-wife and not the ex-husband.

~ Louis Theroux

That's my prescription for a happy marriage - marry someone who doesn't do anything similar to what you do.

~ Maxine Kumin

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

~ Dennis Miller

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

~ Helen Rowland

You can't know about marriage until you try it.

~ Greg Evigan

A band is like a marriage, and if you're in a marriage with someone, and you lose yourself in that marriage, the relationship is over, really.

~ Richie Sambora

Every single person suffers; every marriage has some major battles. Life pulls you in different directions. But if you try, and you're lucky, you can find your way back to each other.

~ Taya Kyle

What sort of job can you hold in America in which it is safe to hold the personal conviction that same-sex marriage is wrong? The answer: there is no such job. Except Democratic presidential candidate in 2008. Then you're fine.

~ Ben Shapiro

When people get married young, you don't really understand the true definition of marriage.

~ Kevin Hart

A key to keeping your husband is getting him to miss you. That keeps a marriage fresh.

~ Tori Amos

When you genuinely feel like that was the right relationship, you're supposed to give it all you can. That's what marriage is about.

~ Khloe Kardashian

When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise.

~ Brad Paisley

I'm also interested in the modern suggestion that you can have a combination of love and sex in a marriage - which no previous society has ever believed.

~ Alain De Botton

When you're unhappy in your marriage, your children are the ones who suffer.

~ Christina Aguilera

Marriage is the hardest work you're ever going to do.

~ Julie Andrews

You can block a marriage, but you cannot force a marriage.

~ Emmanuel Macron

Determine that there will never be anything that will come between you that will disrupt your marriage. Make it work. Resolve to make it work.

~ Gordon B. Hinckley

I like marriage. I feel very secure. It helps when you are in love with the person you are married to.

~ Claire Danes

I am a very basic person. I still believe marriage happens only once, and you have to sustain it.

~ Anushka Sharma

Academia is very flexible, but I had a spouse who was very committed to being a completely full partner in our marriage. I think if you counted up how many hours each one of us logged in, he certainly gets more than 50%.

~ Janet Yellen

Have you ever heard of a good marriage growing in front of the cameras?

~ Brigitte Bardot

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you don't have that, you really don't have very much.

~ Bob Newhart

I think there's something unromantic about marriage. You're closing yourself off.

~ Hugh Grant

People say, 'What's the secret to a marriage?' There's no secret - I think you get lucky.

~ Steve Carell

Woman, or more precisely put, perhaps, marriage, is the representative of life with which you are meant to come to terms.

~ Franz Kafka

Getting divorced didn't sour me on the institution of marriage. I'll tell you what I'll never do: I'll never get divorced again.

~ Eddie Murphy

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

~ Alan King

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

~ Mignon Mclaughlin

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

~ Richard Pryor

I say I never wanna get married. I feel trapped with the idea of marriage. How can you really be with somebody forever? I'd get bored! As I get older, I don't settle. I'd rather tell somebody 'This is what I want - take it or leave it.'

~ Amanda Bynes

A band is like a marriage - you don't know why it works, but when it does, everything feels right.

~ Nuno Bettencourt

There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point.

~ Ty Burrell

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

~ Sacha Guitry