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I find humor to be the most attractive characteristic, but I certainly won't cancel anything out, considering when you love someone you love someone, and sometimes you just can't explain it.

~ Zoey Deutch

I choose my actors well and get to know the quirks of their personalities - and, most of all, I share humor with them. Then I keep my eyes open when they rehearse and perform, because you never know where the next stimulation comes from.

~ George Cukor

Humor was not important only for me, humor was important for this nation for centuries, to survive, you know.

~ Milos Forman

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

~ Wavy Gravy

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

~ Max Frisch

If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.

~ Eric San

There's public humor, and there's private humor, and they're all appropriate in their own way, and you shouldn't - just as you wouldn't have a megaphone and say certain things that you would say around your friends - things that are perfectly all right within your close social group with whom you share a certain context.

~ Robert Mankoff

The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you - in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it's both A and not A.

~ Robert Mankoff

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

~ Max Eastman

If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, it's silly.

~ Mathieu Amalric

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

~ Josh Bowman

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

~ Sid Caesar

Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.

~ Claire Scovell Lazebnik

People ask me what the most important thing to take on the race is, and I always say it's a sense of humor. If you've got nothing but a sense of humor, you will survive.

~ Phil Keoghan

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

~ Larry Gelbart

You need to talk about sex with a sense of humor, especially because sex is a sensitive area for a lot of people.

~ Paige Turco

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.

~ Napoléon Bonaparte

You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.

~ Jeannette Rankin

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.

~ Albert Einstein

In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason.

~ Ernest Hemingway

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.

~ Will Rogers

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

~ Dick Gregory

War is a racket. It always has been... A few profit - and the many pay. But there is a way to stop it. You can't end it by disarmament conferences. You can't eliminate it by peace parleys at Geneva. Well-meaning but impractical groups can't wipe it out by resolutions. It can be smashed effectively only by taking the profit out of war.

~ Smedley Butler

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

~ Winston Churchill

If you want to go anywhere in modern war, in the air, on the sea, on the land, you must have command of the air.

~ William Halsey

One can go to war alone, but you can't build peace alone.

~ Jacques Chirac

The first lesson is that you can't lose a war if you have command of the air, and you can't win a war if you haven't.

~ Jimmy Doolittle

You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will.

~ William Tecumseh Sherman

When was the last time you saw a musical about people at war with each other?

~ Rita Moreno

In a war, you must hate somebody or love somebody; you must have a position or you cannot stand what goes on.

~ Robert Capa

Look at what President Kennedy managed to achieve during the Cuban missile crisis. If Bush had been president in 1962, do you think he would have avoided a nuclear war?

~ Bianca Jagger

If there ever was a religious war full of terror, it was the crusades. But you can't blame Christianity because a few adventurers did this. That's my message.

~ Moustapha Akkad

War is a form of really bad manners, in a strange way. Invading a country I think is just the worst possible manners. 'You're not invited!' Gate crashing on a large scale!

~ Graydon Carter

Who do you call a civilian in a guerilla war? I mean, it might be a farmer by day or a merchant, a housewife, and by night the housewife may be helping to make landmines and booby traps and who knows.

~ Tim O'brien

If you support the war on drugs in its present form, then you're only paying lip-service to the defense of freedom, and you don't really grasp the concept of the sovereign individual human being.

~ Neal Boortz

The high point of civilization is that you can hate me and I can hate you but we develop an etiquette that allows us to deal with each other because if we acted solely upon our impulse we'd probably go to war.

~ Stanley Crouch

When you go to war, both sides lose totally.

~ Yoko Ono

I think that you can honour the sacrifices of a common soldier without glorifying war.

~ Geraldine Brooks

As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've got a full-blown trade war. No one ever wins, and consumers always get screwed.

~ Mark Mckinnon

Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion,and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose to say he deems it necessary for such purpose - and you allow him to make war at pleasure.

~ Abraham Lincoln